Top 10 reasons McCain/Romney ticket wouldn’t work

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. McCain never tires of making “take my wives, please” jokes

9. Romney will be vice president only if his hair can be Speaker of the House

8. McCain endorsement of Romney as VP: “He’s a good partner, in a creepy sort of way.”

7. Romney is not sufficiently female or black, yet

6. McCain secretly hates guys whose haircuts cost more than his suit.

5. Mitt’s landscapers were stolen from McCain immigration “policy team”

4. Tagg and Josh keep calling McCain “Grandpa”

3. Constant comparisons between the vice presidency and the Silver Medal

2. McCain is anti-corporate America, Romney is pro-universal health coverage - together they’re Hillary Clinton

1. Current vice president won’t give up office without a gunfight

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. reason #1 is accurate, I think

Good list. DUzy award nomination!

[seasat]

2. I like yours and will add 10 more

10. McCain would keep yelling at Romney to get off his front lawn.

9. When McCain was told Romney is a Mormon, he shouted, "I've had to deal Bush, that is one Moron too many."

8. Romney doesn't know the tune to "Bomb Iran".

7. Combining that many flip-flops just results in a flop.

6. Romney won't share his special underwear.

5. Combining 100 years in Iraq with a double Guantanamo would result in 200 years of bad luck.

4. Romney's hair would strangle both of them while they slept then run as an independent with Ron Paul.

3. When you combine old and plastic the thing just falls apart.

2. The Mac and Mitt slogan is already taken by Kraft for their new macaroni and cheese in a glove product.

1. The combined hypocrisy of the two would collapse in on itself forming a black hole that would shallow the universe.


I love Repug bashing threads. They help keep us focused on the real problems not the minor differences between our two candidates.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Too funny.....