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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:38 AM
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Forget the Slutty Pony toys
Have you guys seen this?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_cr_p...

As one of my friends on MySpace said, starting the brainwashing early...
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:41 AM
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1. Check out this comment (LOL):
I purchased the Playmobil Security Check Point for my two year old nephew. (He acts three when he chokes.) I wrapped this gift for his birthday and packed it in my carry-on bag, whereupon I proceeded to check into my Delta flight to attend his birthday. I put the carry-on bag on the conveyor belt, and the bag disappeared into the x-ray machine.

The TSA official staring at the x-ray monitor became agitated and beckoned for another TSA official to look. The conveyor belt moved back and forth several times with my bag still in its bowels, presumably because the TSA officials wanted a better look. By this point I was standing at the far end of the x-ray machine, waiting for my bag and my nephew's birthday gift to emerge. However, the second TSA official asked me to follow her. I did, and she took me to a room a few steps away from the conveyor belt. A man wearing a black leather jacket was waiting in the room, and the female TSA official left and closed the door behind her. "I am Heinrich," he said. "Your papers, please," he ordered. I handed Heinrich my driver's license and my Amazon credit card.

After turning on some bright lights that shined directly into my face, Heinrich then asked me a serious of questions: whether I was married, whether I had any girlfriends or boyfriends, have I ever been to Botswana or Finland, the name of the Vice President of the United States, and how many times I had checked in for an airline flight in the past 30 days, among other questions. Each question grew louder and louder, and Heinrich got closer and closer. By the tenth question I was awash in Heinrich's spittle, and I found it difficult to breathe.

Then I remembered that I had a Delta Gold Medallion card in my wallet. "But I'm Gold on Delta," I stammered. "It's in my wallet, right behind my Blockbuster card." Heinrich fished around in my trouser pocket until he found my wallet. Then, sure enough, he found my Delta Gold Medallion card which still had two months left before expiration.

"Have a pleasant flight," Heinrich said. He opened the door. Then he handed me my wallet, Gold card, and carry-on bag. With a gentle push he shoved me out of the room, into the now blinding light of the airport terminal. Dazed and confused I stumbled a bit, but I found an airport monitor with my flight listed as "Final Call," ran to gate C7, and, amazingly, I made my flight. Delta even upgraded me to First Class, although there was no lunch on the 3 1/2 hour flight.
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FirstLight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:41 AM
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2. They should have included a taser, eh?
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 AM by Journalgrrl
next we will have your very own torture room! kids, don't try this on your little sister!


NOT funny :scared:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 AM
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3. Dear God. Someone tell me that Amazon has a sense of humor and this is a joke.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:56 AM
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13. Well, it appears to be very humerous.
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 10:07 AM by Crunchy Frog
In the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" section, it lists a bunch of books about Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard. It's got links to these other products,

Also, read the comments.
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 AM
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4. That would go great with my son's Playmobil Airplane
:paranoid:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:49 AM
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11. Nope, it's for real
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 09:50 AM by classicfilmfan
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 AM
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5. Make sure to read . . .
. . . the customer reviews at the bottom.
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femmedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 AM
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6. !
:wow:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:45 AM
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7. Teachin' kids to stripsearch has never been more fun!!!
:silly:

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:48 AM
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8. Whoa. "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought..."
What's with all the Scientology stuff?

Oh, and in the "also looked at" list, there's a "Kid's Pimp Costume".

What the hell?
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:48 AM
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9. The customer reviews are LOL!
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:49 AM
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10. Here are some optional action figures - note, they have no balls either:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:50 AM
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12. Customers who bought items like this also bought...
:rofl:
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