For Sale: 51.1 Metric Tons of Carbon Credits!

[stlsaxman]

I got to thinking lately (always dangerous) bout this buying/selling "carbon credits" business. After checking with carboncounter.org and seeing how many metric tons of carbon i emitted in a year- 3.65 from my automobile alone. But wait-a-cotton-pickin'-minute here...

I'm 50 years old. From the age i would normally have driven (16 in MO) i was too busy drinking myself to death to learn how to drive. In fact i never learned to drive a car until i sobered up at 30. That's 14 years of using the bus, bicycle or carpooling to the party, and not contributing to climate change.

So that would be 14 years at 3.65 metric tons of carbon making a grand total of 51.1 tons i personally have earned in "carbon credits".

Can i sell this in CA now?

I need money and can no longer sell blood as i have dried up all my resources in that vein (ugh!)...