John McCain about to speak. Everyone who makes it to the end without falling asleep wins.

[thepurpose]

[CoffeeCat]

1. Let me know when McCain starts talking...

...all I see is some guy going on and on...I think it's a scene from "Cocoon."

[Olney Blue]

2. Americans need to know: Where is his flag pin?

And why is Cindy wearing yellow? Something is wrong with this picture!

[thepurpose]

4. OMG another stepford wife in the WH. Please God don't let it happen.

[tekisui]

6. Where is his pin.

He is obviously unAmerican. John W. McShame supports torture now.

[MadMaddie]

3. Yea I am out before he starts....just ate two big pieces of the cheese

crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut....

Hey I bet he starts out with, "My friends".....blah...blah...zzzzzzzzzzz

[tekisui]

5. MY FRIENDSSSS.

Goddamn, someone teach him a new word. He is a fucking caricature.

[Olney Blue]

8. It's hard to imagine him screwing a lobbyist.

[aquart]

10. Which is why I think the story came from him.

Who else needs to appear strong like virile bull?

[Fleshdancer]

7. why didn't he practice this speech?

I hate watching people read the teleprompter while doing the mechanical audience nod to the left, nod to the right, every 5 seconds in the attempt to make it appear that they aren't reading.

[spanone]

9. the wanna-be president looks like hell