Today's DU service message from an irritated uppityperson

[uppityperson]

You don't have to read every topic on DU.

If you think a topic is stupid, you don't have to post to say so or to complain how reading said "stupid topic" is a waste of time. If you do post to say "why did you post this it is stupid", realize that you are kicking a topic you think is stupid. The OP may appreciate the kick, but you are wasting more of your precious time posting the complaint and we really don't need that.

End of today's DU service message from an uppity uppityperson. And yes, I know it's redundant.

[tekisui]

1. I hope nobody kicks this thread.

:P

[uppityperson]

4. at least you didn't call my post stupid!

unlike others

[hootinholler]

2. First to call this OP stoopud!

:evilgrin:

-Hoot

[uppityperson]

6. You missed "this post is a waste of time! I can't believe you wasted my precious time!"

[hootinholler]

46. !

-Hoot

[tavalon]

51. Whoo Hoo!

Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch!

That picture is worth a thousand words.

[uppityperson]

55. I shorten it to COATH, in case you ever see me doing it, now you know.

[tavalon]

57. I dunno, I kinda like the swearing aspect of it the way I do it.

[uppityperson]

59. That makes a statement. I, however, prefer to be absolutely subtle all the time.

[tavalon]

60. Ah, the flavors of Neopolitan!

And all that from the insane picture of a crucified Christ strapped in an undignified way to a trailer hitch (and I challenge anyone to find a dignified way to do that - other than the obvious of not doing it!)

[BeHereNow]

3. But then what would the disrupters and trolls do all day?

:evilgrin:
BHN

[uppityperson]

7. play here...>>>>

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=132
:shrug:

[BeHereNow]

10. GDP doesn't need any help- it's volatile all on it's own.

The trolls get frustrated there- it's too hard
to get noticed in there....
bwahahah.
BHN

[seemslikeadream]

5. I feel the need to post here

[BeHereNow]

8. Wow- those are beautiful SLAD!

BHN

[seemslikeadream]

9. Oh I have something for YOU

[BeHereNow]

11. You are so sweet...

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
Thank you!
BHN

[seemslikeadream]

14. One more

[BeHereNow]

17. CUTE!!! Do you make those?

I don't know much about computers-
Email and posting here is about my speed.
BHN

[seemslikeadream]

23. No I just collect them when I see a smilie I like

They're just smilies like this




If you have photobucket you can save them just like a picture

[BeHereNow]

27. Kewl...

BHN

[uppityperson]

12. Holey hyper blue things!

You forgot "what a waste of bandwidth, making me reply!"
Nice butterflies.

[zorahopkins]

13. I Think This Topic Is Stupid

I think this topic is stupid.

Wait. I don't want to say that this topic is stupid.

My time is too precious to say that this topic is stupid.

Perhaps this topic isn't stupid after all.

Please do not post a reply to this post saying that this post is stupid.

;)

[BeHereNow]

16. Your post is stupid.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BHN

[zorahopkins]

19. I'm Replying To Your Post

I'm replying to your post.

I'm doing so because I think I am stupid.

But my post is NOT stupid.

I need to go call my good friend, Stuart Pid.

His good friends call him Stu.

He's pretty smart.

[BeHereNow]

25. I know him- he's STUPID

Stupid Stu- that's what we call him.
BHN

[zorahopkins]

29. Do You Also Know His Friend, Morris?

Stuart Pid has a good friend, who by the way is also a good friend of mine.

His name is Morris Ronald (no one knows his last name).

His good friends call him Moe Ron.

[BeHereNow]

33. He's been on DU forever. He is a MORAN.

I hate his STUPID posts!
I spend SO much valuable time
telling him so!
It REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

:rant:
BHN

[zorahopkins]

36. NO! NO!

You have Morris Ronald confused with another good friend, Morgan Anne (no one knows her last name, either....I understand she keeps changing it).

Her good friends call her Mor Anne.

She likes to make people think that she is a he.

She pisses me off, too.

[BeHereNow]

41. Okay NOW you've done it! PROVED how STUPID you are!

EVERYBODY on DU knows that those two are the
SAME PERSON!
DUH???
Where have YOU been?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BHN

[zorahopkins]

44. I Think I Have Them Both On Ignore

I think I have both Mo Ron and Mor Anne on ignore.

I really don't know, though.

I'm too stupid to know how to check.

I'll go ask my friend, Dumbarton Ass.

His good friends call him Dumb.

[uppityperson]

22. You are making me waste my time posting a reply to each and ever reply to my post.

My time is precious.

[BeHereNow]

30. And mine is NOT?

somehow YOUR time is more valuable than MINE?
YOU are STUPID!

BHN

[uppityperson]

34. And a redundant time waster.

neener neener neener. tag.

[zorahopkins]

32. My Time is Preciouser

My time is preciouser than yours.

And yet, I can't seem to let it go.

I'm stupid that way.

;)

[uppityperson]

40. You got it!

:toast:

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

15. Don't call me stupid. What does redundant mean?

[uppityperson]

18. Repeating the same thing a couple times repetitively again together.

Office of Redundancy Office.
Repeating the same thing a couple times repetitively again together.

[BeHereNow]

20. Now that's REALLY stupid.

:spank: :rofl:
BHN

[uppityperson]

24. stupidly dumb?

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

31. You mean like Bush? Now I get it.

[seemslikeadream]

35. repetitively?

[The Straight Story]

21. What a stupid topic

:rofl:

[zorahopkins]

26. Redundant Post

Your post is redundant.

Se MY post -- #13.

;)

[The Straight Story]

28. Oh - I forgot to check for dupes, where are the bored dupe police?

:)

[uppityperson]

37. How long until this gets moved to lounge because it's stupid?

Irony.

[BeHereNow]

43. I can't believe it's lasted this long....

Tee-hee ...
Poor mods, they must think we are really stupid
to carry on so.
:hide:
BHN

[BeHereNow]

38. And YOU would know!

I've seen all YOUR stupid posts-
and now look what you've done!
Made me respond to one!
AGAIN!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BHN

[The Straight Story]

39. I excel at stupid, comes from upbringing

oh wait....

:rofl:

[BeHereNow]

42. That's IT! I'm putting you on IGNORE! STUPID!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BHN

[seemslikeadream]

45. .....

[pscot]

47. Well, at least this stoopid post has sunk to the bottom of the thread where it belongs

And will soon disappear.

[BeHereNow]

49. Thank GOD for small favors!

I am becoming completely annoyed with HAVING to respond
to stupid posts!!!!!!
It's getting REALLY old!
:rofl:
BHN

[uppityperson]

56. Thank you for letting this sink.

don't waste your precious time replying either. :toast:

[L0oniX]

48. I denounce and reject this post.

[Voice for Peace]

50. I'm trying to get up to 1000+ posts so people won't be condescending any more. nt

[tavalon]

52. It's a goal

It's a good goal. It's stupid that we are condescending based on your post count but then, we are stupid.

[Voice for Peace]

53. That's ok, I am tolerant. But I started noticing that I was doing it myself, ie

dismissing people's posts before reading after looking at the number of posts. This was a sign that the origin of stupidity and evil is inside of me, not outside.

[tavalon]

54. Thing is, humans are very trainable

Give us enough low post count trolls and we will make the association and after we make the association, we will cement it into place. We like stability too.

I try hard to notice the low post count folks who say amazing things so that I can balance it. I do have to admit that I'm always surprised when I hear something blatantly sexisr, racist, homophobic or just plain freeperish from a 1000+ post count. I guess I just wonder how they slipped through.

[JNelson6563]

58. Just hit "alert"

That's what I do when people post in GD about their health problems, marriage problems, local weather reports, reports on their pets, announcements of hitting a post-count milestone and all the other crap that doesn't belong on a political discussion board.

Julie