Caption *

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush prepares to cut a ribbon to formally open the new U.S. Embassy at a ceremony in Kigali, Rwanda, February 19, 2008.
REUTERS/Jason Reed (RWANDA)

[racaulk]

1. It's too bad he doesn't take those with him when he rides his bike.

:evilgrin:

[Kolesar]

2. Slingblade

[geardaddy]

10. "I like them freedom fried potaters"

"mmmm-hmmm."

[racaulk]

12. .

:rofl:

Nice!

[geardaddy]

14. Thank you...

*bow*

[Kolesar]

28. Killer

joke, indeed. :lol:

[geardaddy]

37. Thanks...

I'll be here all week. ;)

[geardaddy]

39. Thanks for setting it up.

:hi:

[Kadie]

49. ROFL!

:rofl:

mmmmm-hmmmmm

[babylonsister]

3. Start running, 'really fast'! nt

[Warpy]

4. Did they glue his head on crooked today?

And who the hell gave him sharp objects? Don't they KNOW?

[tekisui]

5. "Shit, I think those mushrooms are kicking in"

[tridim]

6. Not a caption, but he really looks like a psycho killer in that pic.

Uhh, wait. I guess he is a psycho killer, so it makes sense that he looks like one.

[SpiralHawk]

7. "More tax cuts for wealthy republicon homelanders. Smirk." - Commander AWOL

[DS1]

8. heh heh. i bet I could fit a whole puppy in here

heh heh

[Botany]

9. Why do I think of ...

[gateley]

22. Ha! nt.

[Kadie]

51. LOL! n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. "Laura, where's the dang instruction book for these things? Heh, heh"

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. duplicate - deleted

[SoCalDem]

13. Rock crushes scissors..n/t

[hisownpetard]

15. If he's trying to trim his nose-hairs, he's off by a mile.

Never did get that hand-eye thing down straight.

[shain from kane]

16. Whittington runs for cover. n/t

[walldude]

17. "Imagine the lines I can cut with this sucker!" n/t

[Iwasthere]

18. "Damn!, I wish I would have had a pair of these back when I was in school"

Stickin firecrackers in them frogs butts and watchin em blow up was great fun (Ma and pa laughed and laughed, but I coulda had a shitload a fun with these big scissors and all the other small animals.

[Iwasthere]

24. sources... just a few

http://www.all-creatures.org/aip/nl-3nov2000-frogs.html

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/8/2/234323/2134

http://www.amazon.com/review/R38UIF436O7OKY

[underpants]

19. The Halliburton $20 Million contract for scissors

[Aviation Pro]

20. Goddamnit, Agent Mike.....

...how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to let President Insane handle sharp instruments. Will you please do your fucking duty?

[Kadie]

23. Condi says 'Carefully hand me the scissors George. ' - pic

U.S. President George W. Bush hands a pair of golden scissors, used to cut a ribbon, to U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during the opening ceremony of the new U.S. Embassy in Kigali, Rwanda, February 19, 2008.
REUTERS/Jason Reed (RWANDA)

[Ilsa]

33. OMG! She looks nervous about being too close to him holding

the sharp instrument! Her body language says it all as she uses both hands to get it away from him.

[Kadie]

50. Yes. She looks like she is being very cautious.

:hi:

[DFW]

21. Oh, great, now he thinks he's van Gogh........

[islandmkl]

25. If I was King of ENGLAND...

they'd let me have a sword.

[Ian David]

26. "Oh, fuck it...

"Oh, fuck it. I've always wanted to try running with these. What can go wrong?"

[shain from kane]

27. "I could really cut some cheese with these things. Now, Condi, pull my finger."

[11 Bravo]

29. Time for your clitorectomy, darlin'.

Next time when I say "abstinence only", you'll listen.

[shain from kane]

30. Ouch! That cuts a little too close to home.

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. "I'm gettin' tired of Condi and her Lorena Bobbit jokes when we're in the rack"

[shain from kane]

34. "Condi, this is just the kind of tool needed on safari to cut through African bush "

[Justpat]

35. George Scissorhands slices up what's left of the Constitution. n/t

[BadgerKid]

36. We've secretly replaced it with a Lefty...

let's see if he notices.

[kskiska]

38. George Scissorhands

[ThatsMyBarack]

47. ...

:rofl:

[Perry Logan]

40. Worst President Ever™ Cuts Tongue Off to Spite Own Face

[Kitty Herder]

41. And saves the rest of us another year of listening to his blather.

[Perry Logan]

42. Or would it sound exactly the same?

[Kitty Herder]

43. Good question. Maybe he should try it so we can find out.

[Kadie]

53. Welcome to DU Herdin_Cats!

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

44. Bushie Scissorhands isn't evil, he's just misunderstood.

[THUNDER HANDS]

45. "At last, my right arm is complete again!"

Myyyyy friiiiiiiieeeendddd.

(sweeney todd joke, please disregard.)

[dembotoz]

46. you know what they say--big scissor means a small --------

[HCE SuiGeneris]

48. Pretzeldent Halfwit Ready For Action!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. Lobotomy Scar Removal 101 n/t

[lame54]

54. Why do they keep giving him sharp objects...