Paging Jesus- Money changers in the Temple: Virtue Perfume (ROTFLMAO)

[BeHereNow]

http://www.virtueperfume.com/

A story about this perfume was just listed on the YAHOO home page.
Complete with a video report.

The premise being, for $80.00 a bottle, you can
be close to God.

SHAMELESS evangelical nut case profiteers.
I'm sure Jesus would be sure to endorse it- NOT.

AS IF a bottle of perfume could connect you to God.
I REPEAT- SHAMELESS.

BHN

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. It smells like rotten meat

therefore, any woman who wears it will remain virtuous by default :rofl:

[BeHereNow]

3. You mean I can skip the $80.00 and just ask my butcher to save some scraps?

Good thinking!
I knew there must be a less expensive way to remain virtuous
AND get closer to God.
BHN

[patrice]

2. "... the smell is, no pun intended, absolutely divine." Don't worry, intended or not,

"absolutely divine" isn't a pun.

[BeHereNow]

4. I think the intention is to bilk millions from the True Believers running loose in this country.

They should set up booths at the republican conventions and debates.
I'm sure there are plenty of false x-tians milling about those places-
looking for their next false American Idol "man-o-GAWD-to lead this x-tian-nation."
They could sell purse sized versions for voters to take into the voting booths with them.
Idiots.

BHN

[AnnieBW]

5. Garlic, onions, and valerian

are the main ingredients, right? (Valerian is an herb that smells like dirty socks).

[Canuckistanian]

6. They have ears, but cannot hear, noses, but they cannot smell

Psalms, 115:6