Billo Hates the Vets

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Billo Hates The Vets
(To the tune of: Bennie and The Jets – Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Say, did you hear Captain Loofah
I’ll keep it short and sweet because a little dumb’ll do ya
It seems that Homeless Vets do not
Exist in town
Not even those out side his building
Barely three blocks down

(ch)
Hey Annie and Seanny, have ya seen Bill yet
I guess he just stepped out
Billo hates the Vets
Would you please tell Mr. Blunderful
That this has gone beyond obscene
Forgotten Soldier dies
And still he lies
And now he’s building his own guillotine, oh
B-b-b-billo hates the Vets

Billo, playing to the brainless
Passing out the blinders
To try and make it painless
Dish out your drivel
But when targets prove too strong
Cue the Taken Out Of Context Chorus
To erupt into song

(ch)

Billo
Billo
Billo
Billo hates the Vets

[Richard Steele]

1. K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. :)

:hi: thank you dicksteele :pals:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Kick and Recommend

If I lived in NYC, I'd be tempted to sing this outside Faux Noise.....

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Thanks ayeshahaqqiqa!

But but the vaunted Faux Seekyooritee would be upon you! :rofl:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. Oh snap! "B-b-b-billo hates the Vets" K & R!

:rofl:

:kick:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Thank you BHP :)

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[H2O Man]

4. Outstanding!

I want DUers to e-mail this to Keith O.

Nominated.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Thank you my friend

:hi: :pals: :hug:

This one just screamed Write Me. At 6am on a sunday. The bastard. ;)

[Lars39]

5. B-b-b-billo hates the Vets....classic!

:yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Thanks Lars! :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[smokey nj]

6. I think this is one of my new favorites!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Betcha you can guess where I was when the last line came to me.

:halo:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[MzNov]

25. I know. Reclinerizin?

:rofl:

Sesame has taken over my reclinerizer for the SuperBowl. :-)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. Ding. Doll. Kewpie. Give. Lady.

Now read it with Jerry Lewis saying it. :D :loveya:

[cal04]

7. This is absolutely fantastic!

Let's send this to Billo
:yourock: :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. The poor parody

It never did anything to me, I'm not doing that to it.

:rofl:

[rhett o rick]

8. Bill-O loves money. The more publicity he gets, the more money he gets. He is a whore. nm

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Yup

But he must be able to stand a lil' verbal slapping around, the money should pay for the first aid :D

[guruoo]

9. How cute. Now where did we learn this?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Small Minds Community College?

:D

[ralps]

10. That's great SalmonChantedEvening!! Woohoo

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. hi ralps!! thank you!

Another DU poster mentioned this was as low when Billo said the 13 year old abductee was enjoying himself.

Can't say I disagree.

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :blush:

[Sugar Smack]

21. Another work of beauty.

:applause: Just right for the times.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Psst.....

:hi: :loveya: :D

[tnlefty]

23. You're on a roll! Having a spurt of creativity the past couple of days?

:thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. hi tnlefty! I can ever tell

:rofl:

How's you?

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[tnlefty]

29. More than amused by your work and slightly damaged!

We've been working upstairs (laying flooring today) and I smacked my left thumb 3 gdamned times with the hammer. It's swollen and the nail bed is purple - might lose that one, cut my right index finder on sheet metal, and worst of all I missed Sam Seder today!

Perhaps if I had electric boots and a mohair suit I'd feel better. :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. Eeeyikes dayum!!

Owowowowow, Hope the nail and that cut finger heal up soon :hug:

Say, did you read that in a magazine?

:smoke:

[tnlefty]

31. LOL, no I read it here....

b-b-b-Billo hates the vets. :hug:

I'm gonna have to go scrounge around and find that song now before it drives me :crazy: :hug:

[MzNov]

24. Two Fins Up !! You !!!

:hi: :hug:

:loveya:

Another Meisterpeace from the Meister.

Hi cuz!!! :rofl:

:hugsyacrazyguy:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Hey there Darlin!!

:messOhugsnsmoochaddons:

Thankee sweets! :)

Two fins up :rofl:

I had to write Annie & Seannie down real quick so I could put then pen down and BAHAHA :D

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

Go team with the most points!!

[bdamomma]

32. Oh SCE, you are so creative!!!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. Oh now

:blush:

See whatcha gone and done ;)

Thank you alyce :hug: :loveya:

[Swamp Rat]

33. Happy Lundi Gras!

:party:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Party Time!!!!

Le temp est alors, commence au Mardi Gras!

:toast: :party: :hug:

Dance Lady Nawlins = Baila Mi Hermana :D