Quite frankly, if you've walked past a school, the kids could use some downer-laced cows.

[originalpckelly]

What are they feeding these little nuts? Jumpin', screamin', hootin', hollerin', and carryin' on! They could use a little down time, or rather, downer time.

And think about it: this is with the downer cows! What if they didn't feed it to them? Eh?

It would be a rampage unseen in the history of the world. It may even be a war crime to NOT feed kids downer-laced cows.

Recent findings suggest that the real cause of Rome's fall may be traced back to NOT feeding the kids downer-laced meat. Damn scary if you ask me!

[alcibiades_mystery]

1. Get off my lawn and turn down that music!!!

:-)

[originalpckelly]

2. They may not be able to...

they did just eat downer-laced cows.

[zabet]

3. Too much

High fructose corn syrup.

Downer cows = Beef barbituates

[originalpckelly]

4. Damn straight! I'm glad you've heard the gospel!

[BlueJazz]

5. The Schools should put them all on treadmills....going about 25 MPH for 20 minutes.

That would calm their little asses down.
OR..
Maybe have these large tanks of Ice-Cubes and water (say 10,000 gallons...)
When the Kids get overly-hyper, just push them into the water tanks for 5-10 minutes...

[originalpckelly]

6. We've found the solution to America's energy problem haven't we?

Kids on giant hamster wheels are the future of green energy!

[CoffeeCat]

7. Oh, I'd love one of those for my backyard!

Wouldn't that be fun?

My neighbors would never let me live it down though...

[originalpckelly]

8. Ah, bury the sucker most of the way up, then lower them into the pit.

That way they can't escape! "I'm tired. I'm hungry"

"Get back to running you little shit!"

I'm kidding, or at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Nevermind those noises in the back of the house! Mind your own business! :P

[msongs]

9. you do know what a "downer" cow is? ->

A downer cow is a live cow that cannot walk. This state can be caused by disease or injury. - wikipedia

[Hekate]

10. psst. I think it was a species of joke. No harm intended.

PS: I don't eat beef any more.

Hekate

[originalpckelly]

11. Talk about downer!

:-(

Joke killer!