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baghdad_bush Donating Member (154 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 02:14 PM
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Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'
:smoke: Somebody at the Onion is smoking something...LOL

Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'
January 23, 2008 | Issue 4404

CHARLESTON, SCAfter spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he "could no longer resist the urge."

"My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president," said Clinton, introducing his wife at a "Hillary '08" rally. "For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of campaigning, debating, and interacting with the people of this great nation, and I simply cannot take it anymore. I have to be president again. I have to."

"Damn, this feels good," Clinton told supporters as he shook hands in Charleston Monday.
He continued, "It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, 'Screw it. I'm in.'"

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_clinton_screw...

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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 02:45 PM
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1. Sadly that satire is very close to reality n/t
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