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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:37 PM
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Just because Huckabee's from an area where they might start marrying animals if legal...
doesn't mean that it's going to happen if gay marriage is legalized. I'd suggest that the only animals any man or woman would marry would be animals in certain private activities, not in genetics.

Although, I must say legal animal marriage would put a whole new spin on a guy's wife being a cow.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:40 PM
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1. They would only marry if pregnant.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:43 PM
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2. Love is a powerful thing.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:44 PM
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3. I'm wondering if his wife is a bull...
:shrug:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:56 PM
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4. I'm wondering if his wife's husband is a bullshit artist?
:D
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 09:15 PM
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6. No wondering needed in that case...
heh heh

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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:57 PM
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5. Huckabee's great grand parents intermarried with dinosaurs
besides riding them. Huck is part brontosaurus.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 09:17 PM
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7. Why is he opposed to bestiality? His wife married a jackass.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:07 PM
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9. Zing!
:thumbsup:
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:13 PM
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10. Mondo Joe, folks! Be here all week, two shows Saturday!
Thankyew, and GOODNIGHT!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 09:23 PM
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8. Specifically, turtles.
Or maybe that's Texas. I think it was that fuckbubble John Cornyn who said gay marriage would lead to people marrying turtles.

WTF is wrong with these people?
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