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http://www.seattleweekly.com/2008-01-09/diversions/ask-a-mexican.phpDear Mexican,
I feel that the more Mexicans who come to this country, the better. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. In our Book of Mormon, on p. 54, it says on the left side of the page in Verse 6: "There shall none come into this land save they shall be brought by the hand of the Lord." I want as many Mexicans in this country as possible, and then I want to tell them about Joseph Smith and get them baptized and enjoy the blessings of the temple.
Love My Brown Brothers
Dear Gabacho,
Gracias for your welcoming heart, even if your ulterior motive is stealing Mexicans away from the Virgin of Guadalupe for a religion where Jell-O is the only allowable narcotic. So, can you do me a favor and ask Mitt Romney why he's such an ingrate toward Mexicans? After all, Romney would've probably been some Jack Mormon jerk-off if it weren't for porous fronteras and living in violation of a country's laws. His great-grandfather Miles Park Romney fled los Estados Unidos for Mexico during the 1880s to escape American authorities and continue his polygamous ways, while Mitt's papi, George, was born in Chihuahua and is therefore more Mexican than your typical Chicano studies major. Not only that, but Pancho Villa's troops were kind enough to not massacre Mormon colonies during the Mexican Revolution, thus allowing the infant George and his family to return home. One final point, Brown Brothers: Tell Mitt and all other Mexican-hating LDSers that The Book of Mormon requires amnesty for illegals. 2 Nephi 1:5 tells the saints that Lehi prophesized about America, "Yea, the Lord hath covenanted this land unto me, and to my children forever, and also all those who should be led out of other countries by the hand of the Lord." Hear that, Mitt?
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