Police taser Kerry for face slapping, back stabbing, taser ignoring

[IDemo]

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C.- Police today tasered Massachusetts Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry after his brazen disregard for the sensitivities of certain Democratic Undergrounders by endorsing Illinois Senator Barack Obama over his former running mate, John Edwards.

Captain Edward S. Clinton stated - "We have waiting rooms full of people with wounded pride and arrogance OD's here. It's not pretty. We did what we had to. Look at that poor woman over there, she has tears in her eyes because of his reckless actions."

[Benhurst]

1. Very funny.

I've heard Dennis Miller didn't work out for Fox. You might be able to fill in for him over there.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. Don't taz Kerry, bro.

I'm not THAT mad about it.

[terisan]

3. ,,,and they did it while the candidate speaking never objected!

[robbedvoter]

4. Serves him right, said she clutching an Edwards doll in her arms.

Hasn't he been martyred enough by the media? Now this? WHY HIM??? What did he ever do to you except tell people he would have fought then ask for their vote again? Or tell him not to apologize for IWR then do it himself later? That's so not fair!There, there, my little fighter, she said to the tears drenched doll, hanging floppy in her arms.

[kelligesq]

5. tee hee hee , I wish. What a jerk Kerry was and is.

n/t

[FlyingSquirrel]

6. THIS Edwards supporter...

Thinks a photo-op with the politically damaged Kerry will not help Barack Obama.

And may come back to bite him if he makes it to the GE.

Sorry to have to be frank, but I think Edwards is better off without Kerry's endorsement. Not that they count for all that much anyway (although a Gore endorsement actually might.)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. A Gore endorsement for Edwards would be HUGE

imho.

[Occam Bandage]

7. ...

[girl gone mad]

9. Typical Kerry political move..

wait to see which way the political winds are blowing, then make a tepid pronouncement. I wouldn't be surprised if he changed his mind a few more times, depending on the polls.

[IDemo]

10. Just to clarify

I was 'vote4kerry' on the old John Kerry forum, and would vote for him again given the chance. I will be caucusing for John Edwards on 02/05. I do not question the right of any Democrat to endorse the candidate they feel most closely matches their beliefs. The piling on here by anti-Kerry and/or pro-Clinton/pro-Edwards types would be laughable if....wait a minute, it's just plain laughable.