Hysterical! Amazon Tags for Jonah Goldberg's New "Book"

[Stephanie]

Have you seen this? Too funny. Below is just page one of the tags, but for me they could have stopped at "doughy pantload".

http://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Fascism-American-Mussolin...

Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning (Hardcover)
by Jonah Goldberg (Author)

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[supernova]

1. Oh My! Somebody

got really creative.

I can has job mom
banged out by howler monkeys
cheeto-erotic asphyxiation

[blogslut]

2. He is Doughy Pantload

I love the tags. I don't see reader reviews on Amazon. Did they get rid of those?

[Stephanie]

4. No, there are reader reviews

Try this link, scroll down. Perhaps you'd like to review it yourself? They could really use a few more.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0385511841/ref=cm_cr_p...

[progressoid]

19. Aparently Amazon is pulling the 1 star ratings

http://www.sadlyno.com /

Believe it or not, there’s a sort of conservative underground that’s banging on the Amazon 1-star ratings of your book to the point where Amazon is taking them down. And I love it! I mean, they’re just disapppearing them.

[roguevalley]

30. Doughbob load pants. LOL!

[Canuckistanian]

3. "banged out by howler monkeys"

And you've got to see the customer images for "doughy pantload"

Here's one I CAN show:

[northzax]

11. I object

what did howler monkeys ever do to you?

[Kurovski]

21. Well, they never wrote a book worth reading.

This, despite all their innate charm and humor.

[blondeatlast]

5. "... i can has job mom..." That one did it for me, I have tears now from laughter.

K&R

[Sugar Smack]

34. OMG! I almost can't stand it!!

They had me at "howler monkeys".

[annabanana]

6. Hys-TER-ical!

It looks like folks got HIS number alright.

[blondeatlast]

7. "Soon to be remaindered." Chances are, even the RW hucksters who compelled the NYT

Book review to asterisk the RW vanity fests won't even be interested.

This is hysterical and I want to come back to it first thing tomorrow!

[Stephanie]

8. I need a translator! What's this say? >

ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos

[blondeatlast]

9. I wish I knew. Espanol si; aleman no.

[Glorfindel]

10. I think it's a play on the Nazi slogan

"ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer," or roughly "one people, one country, one leader," or, in Jonah's case, "ein bag von Cheetos." Not that there's anything wrong with Cheetos, but only the crunchy ones. I don't much fancy the puffed ones.

[Stephanie]

15. I can't eat them.

They stain my fingers. Thanks for the info!

[PADemD]

25. Ein vol

Ein volk, ein reich, ein bag von cheetos

One people, one empire, one bag of cheetos.

[Stephanie]

29. thanks!

so funny!

[CatWoman]

35. One people (should be "volk)

one state(?), one bag of cheetos!!!

[Sydnie]

12. You missed page two and three!

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[Stephanie]

16. "homeschooled author" is pretty good

But this may be the funniest of all: "well-researched"

hah! his mother must have posted that.

[TheMightyFavog]

13. What's the connection between an upstanding product like Cheetos...

And a mouth breathing, fascist ass cantaloupe like Jonah Goldberg?

[Stephanie]

14. I think that's our pals over at Sadly No

There was a Great Cheetos Experiment over there >

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7778.html

[Kurovski]

36. So basically,

a blended concoction of Cheetos and Mountain Dew is the "real" Right-Wing Kool-Aid?

[BurtWorm]

17. Holy smoke!

That's hilarious!

[HughMoran]

18. That's great

That "doughy pantload" is a real wacko, isn't he?

[Kurovski]

20. Holy pantload!!

banged out by howler monkeys (26)
books written while high on cheeto dust (20)
ten pounds of crap in a five pound book...

[Arugula Latte]

22. Damn. I wish "Doughy Pantload" were my DU name.

(Notice how I correctly used the subjunctive "were.")

Only problem is, I'm too much of a hardbody, baby!

Maybe just "Pantload" would work.

[Kurovski]

23. Oh, Stephanie...

you treasure-hunter, you.

[Mythsaje]

24. Banged out by Howler Monkeys

[w8liftinglady]

26. LOL!! Now I know what to do with my repressed anger!

this is priceless!

[and-justice-for-all]

27. That is some funny shit!!!

ten pounds of crap in a five pound book

cheeto macht frei (2)
cheeto-erotic asphyxiation (2)
cheetohouse five (2)
cheetos uber alles

[lumberjack_jeff]

28. "Cheetos will make you free" Hilarious! n/t

[LibertyLover]

31. Written by howler monkeys

I read that and laughed outloud. Not good since I'm supposed to be drafting a very unfunny loan agreement for a company in Moldova. Low grade fish wrapping is good too. Hmm, perhaps my loan agreement can be used for that after we're finished with it.

[DCKit]

32. Thank You Stephanie. We all needed the laugh. n/t

[hisownpetard]

42. Speak for yourself!

I accidentally walked naked past the full-length mirror, and I've been laughing all day.

[PVnRT]

33. Cheeto-erotic asphyxiation! Hello, my new catchphrase

[ProgressiveFool]

37. if ann coulter was circumcised (1)

That one wins for most disturbing involuntarily conjured image...

[Blue_Tires]

38. quality find!

[Blue_Tires]

39. ttt

[Richard Steele]

40. KICKing for cheeto-erotic asphyxiation! nm

[K Gardner]

41. I haven't had so much fun wasting time in ages.. I wrote a review and

made a tag and linked the review to a documentary about the Plight of Mental Patients. I've never seen anything spammed like this ! (I doubt Amazon will publish it!) Wonder who started it.. where else can we go? What else can we do? If we were this active on political agendas, would Dick Cheney be impeached? I start wondering about chyte like that this late at night after a good long Amazon spamming session.

Thanks for the diversion!

[rockymountaindem]

43. What's with all the cheeto references? n/t

[Feron]

44. I'm crying over here..

thank you so much for the laugh!

[krispos42]

45. "Doughy Pantload" is at 254 now

I nudged it up just now...

[WinkyDink]

46. I'm partial to "cheetos uber alles" and "gulag archipecheetoh"!