need a snappy comeback bumpersticker quote for the stupid

[Kali]

"Annoy a liberal; work, succeed and be happy." What ya got? Annoy a conservative; care about others, embrace diversity and think for yourself?

[Mythsaje]

"Annoy a Conservative: Use your brain."

[Catch22Dem]

1. I saw a t-shirt you might like

Eat tainted meat
Drink dirty water
Breathe polluted air
Care about no one
VOTE REPUBLICAN

[smokey nj]

2. Annoy a conservative; use big words that can't be pronounced phonetically.

[WatchWhatISay]

3. The one I have on my bumper

Remember Peace and Prosperity?
Vote Democratic

Hopefully it will make my fellow Texans do a little thinking.

[NYC Liberal]

4. I've seen one that says "Annoy a conservative; Live like Jesus" nt

[Kali]

6. ding ding ding

all good but in this particular case this one is the winnah

[youthere]

11. Annoy a conservative...DON'T date your cousin.

[alittlelark]

5. "Annoy a liberal, believe FAUX 'news' "

"Annoy a conservative....THINK"

"Annoy a conservative, drive a hybrid"

"Annoy a conservative, state FACTS"

"Annoy a conservative, use 'punctuated equilibrium' in a sentence"

[lpbk2713]

7. Work, succeed and be happy are three things BushCo made very difficult.

Seems like anyone who overcame the odds by keeeping or even having a decent job, being successful at it and being happy with one's lot in present day life did so in spite of BushCo's best attempts to prevent it from happening. So it would seem to me that all you would have to do is cross out liberal and insert republican. Why do they keep making things so easy for us? :shrug:

[Fearless]

8. Let's see... I tried to be unbiased... promise.

Make Rove piss himself: Vote Democrat.

Don't punish Bill w/4 more years of Hillary.

Sometimes the bigger man is the smaller man, Vote Kucinich.

Obama? Oh wait! Vote Edwards in '08!

Every time you vote for Obama, McCain kills a puppy.

Change? We've already got Loose Change.

Change? That's all I've got left from gas.

My favorite real one: Cheney's got a gun. Or Bush/Cheney, 1984.

[youthere]

9. Annoy a conservative, walk upright without dragging your knuckles.

[Emit]

10. "Annoy a Conservative..." bumperstickers here

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bumper+sticker+annoy+a+conservative

[Iris]

12. Annoy a conservative: Stop workin' for the man.

really, that's all I got. I need to go to bed.