Bush lands at Waco, badly needing Caption

[Vanje]

[graywarrior]

1. Oh crap! Did he pee on me or did I?

[zabet]

2. "Hope nobody notices

that Barney has been
taxidermyfied."

[kskiska]

23. Rigor mortis

Barney committed suicide after the last straw, being forced to appear in that schlocky Christmas video for no pay.

[Patsy Stone]

3. "Don't drop the dog."

"Don't drop the dog."
"Don't drop the dog."
"Don't drop the dog."

[JuniperLea]

4. Huge cancerous growth found on dog's ass... eom

[K Gardner]

11. OMG ... ROFL !!! n/t

[The Gunslinger]

32. lol

[unapatriciated]

5. Lower, lower

[JuniperLea]

7. ew! hahahaha! ew ew EW!!!! hahaha! EW! eom

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. "Uh oh, I gave Barney fleas"

:smoke:

[Downtown Hound]

8. Hmm, now what number comes after 10?

I'm trying to count the hairs on Barney's here back, but I can't remember what comes after 10. Anybody? Help me out.

[originalpckelly]

9. "And now we observe that chimps engage in the grooming behavior with members of other species."

:P

[Didereaux]

10. Say now thats innovation...carrying your seeing-eye dog!

[MonkeyFunk]

12. Doesn't that dog know how to walk down stairs?

[JuniperLea]

13. I bet the dog could do it better than he could... eom

[annabanana]

14. He ALWAYS looks so uncomfortable with that poor dog.

He seems uneasy in the presence of a creature that has no "agenda". .

[Perry Logan]

15. Dog Bursts from President's Chest.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

16. "Damn dog Shocked and Awed all over muh coat."

[Double T]

17. "Damn. I hope I can get a new handler on January 20, 2009!

I can't stand this weird jerk always picking me up for his stupid photo ops."

[Richard D]

18. A stupid, ignorant,

dirty, flea bitten sub-human and a dog.

[L. Coyote]

19. "Relax! Quit squeezing, damnit. EASY. *&%##@# How'd I get this human?"

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Having been alerted to the presence of snipers, Bush wonders which of his bits

he should cover, and curses not having bought a Great Dane.

[Rex]

21. Gotta watch the steps, one two three

Barney peed. Almost there (sticks tongue out in severe concentration).

[Bitwit1234]

22. Did you notice

At first when someone else posted this I thought he just had a bump under his eye. But is you look close the whole damn side of his face is bruised. Even down to his chin. And look at his hair all mashed up also.

[rasputin1952]

27. Barney must have kicked his "ass"...

:D

[tabatha]

28. Yes, I noticed.

I wonder when this picture was taken.

[sakabatou]

24. "Try and survive THIS, Barney."

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Sorry, the funniest line EVER comes from the movie "Shakes The Clown":

"After they turn off that camera, he's gonna fuck that little dog"

[L. Coyote]

26. Someone must have a good tail waging dog quip??

[Patsy Stone]

29. It's the wag tailing the dog!

:)

[Joe Fields]

30. Why is this dog sticking out of my chest?

[avenger64]

31. He picked up the scent of David Koresh!

... sick 'em, boy!

[peekaloo]

33. Lookit the size of the turd that dog is pushin' out.

[Deep13]

36. .

:spray:

[unkachuck]

34. see....

....we can spell Reid in the snow....

[Deep13]

35. I hate seeing that disgusting animal.

His Scotty dog is okay, though.

sorry, old joke.

[Perry Logan]

37. "Fly, Barney. Be free."

[Deep13]

38. Bush helps his real mother off the plane.

[Whoa_Nelly]

39. Photoshopped for your amusement

[Jamastiene]

40. Oh Shit. Last time he had me, he dropped me. What an idiot. HEEELLLPP!!!

Btw, you people ain't right. I'm in good company, I see. :P

[L. Coyote]

41. "As long as I feed him, at least one dog still loves me. Too bad most people read"

[11 Bravo]

42. Look at that huge, steaming pile of shit that Barney just dropped!

[sutz12]

43. Dammit, Laura. Next time remember to bring Barney's batteries.

[alphafemale]

44. Who the f-ck carries a dog down the steps like that???

You hold it against your chest...ASSHOLE.

And support it so it feels secure.

You don't hold it out in front of you so it goes all stiff limbs thinking it's going to be dropped at any second.

[Bluebear]

47. One who couldn't give a shit about animals.

[krispos42]

45. "Barney's a male dog, isn't he?"

:-)

[orleans]

46. LOL n/t

[FREEWILL56]

48. How about this?

Hey now hold still Barney. I let you sniff mine, now let me sniff yours.

Or this one?
Hey Barney, are you a boy or a girl?

Or this one?
Laura said you have more balls than I do, so hold still and let me count them.

Edit to add this one too:
Move over Barney, I can't see where I'm going.