LOL! The RNC wants me to join them.

[Touchdown]

I thought Repugs were delusional, but this letter/fund beggar mail just takes the cake. To send one to me? DNC Member, Union member, a paper trail of donations to only Democrats, resume of precinct captain in the Colorado Democratic caucus, delegate at the state convention.:eyes:

what's the icing on that cake? A postage paid envelope!:rofl:

So I stuffed it with Onion articles (Tom Hanks guests as President) and a few clippings I got from Mademoiselle and Vogue, which I labeled "hookers". There wasn't anybody at work with a Cosmo or Maxim, dammit!

I graded their letter (an "F" for failure, fascist, fat cat, and fuck off) In red pen, I checked off the 3 mis-spellings of Democratic Party they had, and graded down the lack of supporting arguments for "tax and spend", "Failed economic policies of the past", "far left"...you get the drift. I'm not a teacher, I just remember all those red marks I got on school.;)

On the outside envelope (Chicken Hawk Yellow BTW) there was ample blank space, so I wrote...

Top flap...
I'm a Liberal
I'm Union
I'm an environmentalist
I love Hollywood movies
I'm Pro-Choice
I'm anti-Bush Crime Family
and...I'M GAY!!!

Why would I join you fascists?

On the left side...
Grand Inquisitor Huckabee
Cross Dresser Guliani
Flip-Flopper Romney
Old Fart McCain

On the right side...
Go Hillary!
Go Obama!
Go Edwards!
Go Dodd!
Go Kucinich!

I dropped it in the mail.:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

1. Very nice!

I hope they take you off their mailing lists. :rofl:

[zbdent]

2. Should have sent a reply ...

"I would love to join, but I don't believe that I can afford to send any money at this time. You see, as a single parent, I have had to quit my job to take care of my kid who is suffering from xxx, which my insurance, when I still had it, denied coverage. You see, I have to huddle under heavy blankets because I am choosing to pay for the medication instead of the heating bills. ..." etc. ...

[DesertRat]

3. That is too funny!

:yourock: