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I thought Repugs were delusional, but this letter/fund beggar mail just takes the cake. To send one to me? DNC Member, Union member, a paper trail of donations to only Democrats, resume of precinct captain in the Colorado Democratic caucus, delegate at the state convention.:eyes:
what's the icing on that cake? A postage paid envelope!:rofl:
So I stuffed it with Onion articles (Tom Hanks guests as President) and a few clippings I got from Mademoiselle and Vogue, which I labeled "hookers". There wasn't anybody at work with a Cosmo or Maxim, dammit!
I graded their letter (an "F" for failure, fascist, fat cat, and fuck off) In red pen, I checked off the 3 mis-spellings of Democratic Party they had, and graded down the lack of supporting arguments for "tax and spend", "Failed economic policies of the past", "far left"...you get the drift. I'm not a teacher, I just remember all those red marks I got on school.;)
On the outside envelope (Chicken Hawk Yellow BTW) there was ample blank space, so I wrote...
Top flap... I'm a Liberal I'm Union I'm an environmentalist I love Hollywood movies I'm Pro-Choice I'm anti-Bush Crime Family and...I'M GAY!!!
Why would I join you fascists?
On the left side... Grand Inquisitor Huckabee Cross Dresser Guliani Flip-Flopper Romney Old Fart McCain
On the right side... Go Hillary! Go Obama! Go Edwards! Go Dodd! Go Kucinich!
I dropped it in the mail.:evilgrin:
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