Quiet Please...I'm working on my new gaazillion dollar idea...

[Hubert Flottz]

An honest to goodness lie detector that you can hook up or plug into your TV and Radio sets. I know I could have sold millions of them just last night, if I'd had them ready in time for Bush's Tall Tales Vol.7. A Bush speech would be the major acid test, for any type of lie detector on Earth, because a normal alarm bell on such a machine would catch fire just seconds into his yarn. I must come up with a workable, audible, GOPer proof, Kevlar, alarm bell, ASAP.

It would be like..."Oh Captain...I don't think she'll take mush more!"

[unhappycamper]

1. Hate to burst your bubble, but it's easy to tell when * is lying.

His mouth is moving.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I'm going for the 28% who still haven't figured that out!

They have all the cash anyway!

[rock]

3. And if his mouth is not moving

He's thinking up a lie to tell.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I never did think any of Bush's tall stories were UL approved!

If you can't TRUST the pResident Of The United States Of America...who can you trust? And Gawd tells him to go kill people! WE, are in a world of Doo-Doo!