I really enjoyed the king's large speech last night!

[Hubert Flottz]

I was of course...sound asleep through the entire thing. My wife tells me that I did roll over and fart one time, when Bush was talking about Americans needing to use less gas. Maybe Bush will take his own advice and stop flying all over the world in AF 1, going to those GOP fundraisers.

BTW, did I miss anything important? * I didn't think so!

Same old Tall Tales...that damned fool never even fooled me once.

[Philosoraptor]

1. Oh man! You really missed something historic!

Your disappointment must be severe. Bush supplements the costs of air force one with his own gaseous sacrifices.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. How many times did he say 9/11 and Terra-ist?

I'd like to see a record of Bush and Clinton's travel costs side by side.

[KharmaTrain]

2. Most Of His Corrupt Party Slept Through It, Too

Hopefully someone will post the shot of St. McCain in full snore. :rofl:

My golden moment was when asshat talked about revising health insurance...afterwards was a shot of the Democratic side of the floor...almost no one was applauding...almost no one...that is except for Joe Liebermann...all alone and looking very alone.

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Joementum is a sad, sad man

He has no enemies, but none of his friends can stand him.

Yes, it's a stolen line (Shaw, I think), but it fits him well.

Sleep well, Mr. Lieberman. Just don't do it as a member of the Senate.

--p!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. You have to really go way back into the country's history to find

another guy anything like Joe...



A man without a specific country...or party.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Will the REAL Joe Blow please stand up...

At least Holy Joey wasn't caught on camera on his knees again! Did they smooch and pet again this year, or has the novelty worn off already?

[KharmaTrain]

7. He Looked Like A "Kept Woman"

It was interesting...asshat came in on the Democratic side and in a hurry. The only Democrats I saw greetings booosh was Dennis Kucinich (of all people) and Stepanie Tubb-Jones (she's too nice a lady...LOL).

Inversely, after the speech, asshat went up the GOOP aisle...spent a long time shaking hands with his cabinet memebers (like he never see them often...no need for them anyway)...and got a huge wet one on the lips from Virginia Foxx (ewwww) and Michele Baumann.

It's interesting no TV cameras found Holy Joe afterwards or that he probably was avoiding them.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "It's interesting no TV cameras found Holy Joe afterwards"

Probably just forgot to put a camera at waist level!