Outspoken Right-wing Princeton Student Admits to Staging Attack, Police Say

[johnfunk]

Oh, my! The little tool was trying to claim he was somehow attacked in retaliation for his "unpopular" brownshirt views. Oopsie! (Warning: story running on notorious NY-based fishwrap The Sun.)

A student at Princeton University who said he was beaten unconscious by two black-clad assailants Friday has said that he fabricated the assault, and that he sent e-mail death threats to himself, three other Princeton students, and a prominent conservative professor at Princeton, Robert George, police said today.

No charges have been filed against the student, Francisco Nava, pending further investigation, a spokesman for the Princeton Township Police said.

Now, let's see if they expel the little fraud.

[malaise]

1. He'll probably show up as a Rethug candidate in a

few years.

[Taverner]

2. Ahhhh sooooo fucking persecuted

Just like Christians! And Republicans! And Christian Republicans!

[Horse with no Name]

3. Another up and coming Karl Rove

His ass should be thrown in jail for sending death threats and filing false police reports.

[gratuitous]

4. An acolyte of that other guy?

What's his name? Mr. Persecuted, who always seems to be on the receiving end of some injustice or another that nobody ever sees, or that turns out to be a hoax?

[Hardrada]

9. Oh yeah, the guy who usually has a crying little daughter

with him and claims Democrats or Antiwar people or whatever were mean to them and made them cry. O who has a picture of that guy? He is a real sad sack.

[ProgressiveFool]

13. I believe you might be thinking of Phil Parlock?

Not sure about the first name, but I remember "parlockian" being turned into a word to describe this sort of activity.

[gratuitous]

15. Parlock, that's it!

A quick Google on this garbanzo, and it all comes back to me. What a douche.

[tom_paine]

5. It is amazing the degree of projection these Bushie-Nazi Monsters employ

If they are accusing Liberals of doing something, you can pretty much make book that the Bushie-Nazis themselves are doing it.

The Bushie-Nazis frequently accuse Liberals of staging attacks on themselves and suppressing our own votes, just like the Nazis accused the Jews of doing exactly what they were doing TO the Jews.

Now this, as surprising as the Nazis, not the Jews, being Serial Liar Propagandists who were trying to takeover the World, when all the timethe Nazis were accusing the Jews of doing just that.

Something about Right-Wing Authoritarian Personalities lends themselves to these kinds of projection.

If you are interested in a psychological treatose of what we face from Bushie-Nazis, leaders and followers alike, and the fact that nothing I have said is hyperbole IN THE LEAST, please click on my first link below.

[villager]

10. I agree with you, Mr. Paine, and have likewise maintained this for years.

All Rightwing "politics" and "philosophy" is simply projection.

All of it. Every drop.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. I see a future PhD candidate for Regent U.

[chelsea0011]

7. Ninjas? How clever. Or was black clad trying for an association?

No charges yet? He played the whole thing because he is probably all but ignored on campus.

[durrrty libby]

8. Sending emails to himself? So easy to uncover . What a dufus

[Arugula Latte]

11. Oh, they just can't get enough of that Victim Syndrome can they?

They just eat it up with a spoon.

Whiny-ass "persecuted" Christians and rightwingers ... :cry:

[gratuitous]

12. Hard to tell from this story or the original report

But either (a) Mr. Nava didn't feel like the assault was anything serious enough to go to the police about; or (2) he filed a false police report about being attacked. If it was (a), then a lot of people got suckered by this guy, who has a history of crying wolf. If it was (2), I'm not sure why he isn't being charged. The conservative students at Princeton were hollering for blood, and hoping that the local constabulary would come down on the phantom assailants like a ton of bricks. But it sounds like their thirst for justice is noticeably slaked when it turns out their little darling might be the one standing in the dock.

[johnfunk]

14. Darn! So much for all the pearl-clutching about "conservative victimhood"

It totally ruined this laughable FReeper thread.