Children Don't Make me Stop This DU Car!

[Botany]

You wanted to come on this DU trip so please just stop it.
No more poking other people in the ribs and yelling he started it.

Play nice or don't play @ all.

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[tekisui]

1. Are we there yet?

[SoCalDem]

3. I'm hungry.. and I have to pee

[Botany]

9. We were just @ the rest stop and you said you did not have to pee

[insanad]

17. If you damn kids don't shut the hell up I'm going to turn this car around...

and you can forget about dessert!! How many times do I have to tell you!! Because I said so! Why you little!! and my favorites Grampa Simpson in the back seat and the kids say, "I think Grandpa just sat on the pie... Granpa replies, that isn't pie... or the scene in Rat Race when the little girl is "Prarie Dogging".

[lonestarnot]

31. Why I oughta...

[Botany]

5. No

And leave your sister alone.

[Bucky]

2. "HE STARTED IT!"

thanks. K&R, even if "Stop the madness" posts are becoming a little cliche.

[SoCalDem]

MOM... HE'S LOOKING AT MEEEEE!!!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

4. I'm hungry!

[Botany]

12. We just ate

And can you chew w/ your mouth closed?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

25. Ptoooey!

I hate chicken minuggets! I want some iscream!

[nightrider767]

6. Sweet Ride n/t

[babylonsister]

7. Pull over! I think I'm gonna hurl!

[Occam Bandage]

8. Okokokokok. Um...I see something...that begins...with a C.

[Lex]

10. why's all that smoke coming out of the back of the car?

nt

[Karenina]

11. Mom alway liked you best.

[Botany]

14. Oh Honey .... your mother & love all you little ones the same.

Now remember We love you & please be nice ...

God Damn it is that one of your training bras hanging out the window?

[Karenina]

26. Johnny pissed on it. I WANNA NEW ONE!!!

[ThatsMyBarack]

13. SHOTGUN!

Can I sit up front with you? I'm SQUISHED back here and I might get carsick!

[Botany]

15. Your mother is sitting up here now honey.

Now color your F***ing book.

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm still not touching you. n/t

[Frosty1]

18. Yuck who farted?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Dad!! Swampy juz called me a poopyhead!!

amnotamnotamnot!!!

[Swamp Rat]

32. booger eater!

boogereaterboogereaterboogereaterboogereaterboogereater!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. smart feller smart feller smart feller !!

[tom_paine]

20. I...I think I'm getting carsi....WWWWWHHHLLLLLLLL!

[Froward69]

21. We're STILL not there yet?

How big is this state?

[Patsy Stone]

22. Stop touching me!

MMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[Botany]

23. Damn it Patsy you are the oldest girl

Now help your mother and I out and make the other kids play nice.

What is it w/ you just the other night you wanted to go on a "car date"
with Norm but now you are acting like a brat .... Hey Hey Hey ... those
college boys don't need to see your ***s.

[monmouth]

24. He's LOOKING at meeeeeeeee.....

[Botany]

27. Screw it!

Your Mother and I will be in the bar.



You brats can kill each other in the pool.
And would young Ms. K take her training bra off the car antenna?

[taterguy]

28. There's a place for this, it's called the Lounge

Stop interrupting serious discussions of issues that matter

[Botany]

29. Did you misplace this?

BTW do you listen to Steph Miller and do you have a small tree branch
located in your backside?

[emilyg]

36. LOL - good one.

[taterguy]

45. Unwarranted personal attacks are hilarious

Har de har har

[taterguy]

37. I threw away my sense of humor on 12/12/2000

Because it's not funny anymore

[Botany]

39. Mother F***er I worked in Ohio 2004

I god damn guarantee you that you have never seen or delt w/ what
I have .... if I let it ... "it" would eat me alive.

Humor helps us all.

[taterguy]

40. How do you know what I've seen and dealt with?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Make him stop putting his hand on my side of the seat.

There's a line. He can't be on my side. Make him stay on his side.

[pansypoo53219]

33. SLUG BUG!

and we'll never find a word for X unless xing counts.

[BlueIris]

34. But, but Bill O'Reilly at school told me this is how people *should* treat each other!

Was that like...wrong or something?

[JuniperLea]

35. I had a '61 Buick Electra just about that color!

VROOOM! VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM!

Loved those old big blocks!

And it had a Greyhound bus horn... I kid you not! I used it sparingly

[madrchsod]

42. i had a 60 sedan

401 and i could`t afford to put 1.00 gasoline in it! i think the carb was bad cause it really drank gas. i drove it for a month and gave to the junk yard down the road for some parts...

[madrchsod]

41. i want that car!

i bet it`s a 401 that gets about 10-12 miles per gallon! put a fine audio system in it and cruise down the highway....

seems like the mods are working overtime locking the place down....

[AlCzervik]

43. mmmmmm crome!

wow i miss stuff like that.

[waiting for hope]

44. This was our car on trips:

Well, not the exact one but a 1967 Blue, Convertible Plymouth Satellite. Coolest car on the block..and my younger brother did throw up a few times on road trips so it kinda got a little scuzzy.