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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:32 PM
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Children Don't Make me Stop This DU Car!


You wanted to come on this DU trip so please just stop it.
No more poking other people in the ribs and yelling he started it.

Play nice or don't play @ all.

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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:35 PM
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1. Are we there yet?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:36 PM
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3. I'm hungry.. and I have to pee
:rofl:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:39 PM
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9. We were just @ the rest stop and you said you did not have to pee
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insanad Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:53 PM
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17. If you damn kids don't shut the hell up I'm going to turn this car around...
and you can forget about dessert!! How many times do I have to tell you!! Because I said so! Why you little!! and my favorites Grampa Simpson in the back seat and the kids say, "I think Grandpa just sat on the pie... Granpa replies, that isn't pie... or the scene in Rat Race when the little girl is "Prarie Dogging".
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:43 PM
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31. Why I oughta...
:evilgrin:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:37 PM
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5. No
And leave your sister alone.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:36 PM
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2. "HE STARTED IT!"
thanks. K&R, even if "Stop the madness" posts are becoming a little cliche.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:37 PM
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MOM... HE'S LOOKING AT MEEEEE!!!
:)
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:37 PM
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4. I'm hungry!
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:44 PM
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12. We just ate
And can you chew w/ your mouth closed?
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:17 PM
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25. Ptoooey!
I hate chicken minuggets! I want some iscream! :cry:
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nightrider767 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:37 PM
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6. Sweet Ride n/t
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:39 PM
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7. Pull over! I think I'm gonna hurl!
:evilgrin:
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:39 PM
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8. Okokokokok. Um...I see something...that begins...with a C.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:40 PM
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10. why's all that smoke coming out of the back of the car?

nt

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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:43 PM
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11. Mom alway liked you best.
:cry:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:46 PM
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14. Oh Honey .... your mother & love all you little ones the same.
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 05:51 PM by Botany
Now remember We love you & please be nice ...

God Damn it is that one of your training bras hanging out the window?
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:20 PM
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26. Johnny pissed on it. I WANNA NEW ONE!!!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:46 PM
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13. SHOTGUN!
Can I sit up front with you? I'm SQUISHED back here and I might get carsick! :puke: ;)
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:48 PM
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15. Your mother is sitting up here now honey.
Now color your F***ing book.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:48 PM
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16. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm still not touching you. n/t
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:56 PM
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18. Yuck who farted?
O8)
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:58 PM
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19. Dad!! Swampy juz called me a poopyhead!!
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 06:48 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
amnotamnotamnot!!! :mad:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:55 PM
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32. booger eater!
boogereaterboogereaterboogereaterboogereaterboogereater!!


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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:11 PM
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38. smart feller smart feller smart feller !!
:P
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 05:59 PM
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20. I...I think I'm getting carsi....WWWWWHHHLLLLLLLL!
:puke:
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:01 PM
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21. We're STILL not there yet?
How big is this state?
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:06 PM
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22. Stop touching me!
MMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:15 PM
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23. Damn it Patsy you are the oldest girl
Now help your mother and I out and make the other kids play nice.

What is it w/ you just the other night you wanted to go on a "car date"
with Norm but now you are acting like a brat .... Hey Hey Hey ... those
college boys don't need to see your ***s.
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:15 PM
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24. He's LOOKING at meeeeeeeee.....
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:25 PM
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27. Screw it!


Your Mother and I will be in the bar.



You brats can kill each other in the pool.
And would young Ms. K take her training bra off the car antenna?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:28 PM
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28. There's a place for this, it's called the Lounge
Stop interrupting serious discussions of issues that matter
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:40 PM
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29. Did you misplace this?


BTW do you listen to Steph Miller and do you have a small tree branch
located in your backside?
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:02 PM
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36. LOL - good one.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 07:51 AM
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45. Unwarranted personal attacks are hilarious
Har de har har
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:10 PM
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37. I threw away my sense of humor on 12/12/2000
Because it's not funny anymore
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:22 PM
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39. Mother F***er I worked in Ohio 2004
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 07:31 PM by Botany
I god damn guarantee you that you have never seen or delt w/ what
I have .... if I let it ... "it" would eat me alive.

Humor helps us all.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:31 PM
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40. How do you know what I've seen and dealt with?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:42 PM
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30. Make him stop putting his hand on my side of the seat.
There's a line. He can't be on my side. Make him stay on his side.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:56 PM
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33. SLUG BUG!
and we'll never find a word for X unless xing counts.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 06:57 PM
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34. But, but Bill O'Reilly at school told me this is how people *should* treat each other!
Was that like...wrong or something?
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:01 PM
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35. I had a '61 Buick Electra just about that color!
VROOOM! VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM!

Loved those old big blocks!

And it had a Greyhound bus horn... I kid you not! I used it sparingly :)






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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:46 PM
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42. i had a 60 sedan
401 and i could`t afford to put 1.00 gasoline in it! i think the carb was bad cause it really drank gas. i drove it for a month and gave to the junk yard down the road for some parts...
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:43 PM
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41. i want that car!
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 07:43 PM by madrchsod
i bet it`s a 401 that gets about 10-12 miles per gallon! put a fine audio system in it and cruise down the highway....

seems like the mods are working overtime locking the place down.... :thumbsup:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:52 PM
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43. mmmmmm crome!
wow i miss stuff like that.
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:35 PM
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44. This was our car on trips:


Well, not the exact one but a 1967 Blue, Convertible Plymouth Satellite. Coolest car on the block..and my younger brother did throw up a few times on road trips so it kinda got a little scuzzy. :cry:
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