"Name The Offensive Bear" Contest!

[Pab Sungenis]

See that bear? A Sudanese court sentenced a woman to fifteen days in jail, and nearly sentenced her to be flogged, because she allowed her students to name the bear "Muhammed."

Can my comic's readers do better? I think so!

Starting this Sunday, The New Adventures Of Queen Victoria will be holding a "Name The Offensive Bear" Contest!

I'm going to give prizes, including an autographed copy of my new paperback, I Can Has Empire?, stuff from my box of books to be given away, and other stuff I just happen to have laying around, to the people who come up with the best new names for the Offensive Bear.

Be sure to read the strip Sunday, and then check the website for more details.

Some restrictions apply. Employees of 2,000 Monkeys With Typewriters, uClick, Universal Press Syndicate, other Andrews McMeel Universal companies, and their families are ineligible. Winners will be determined by Pab Sungenis (the "cartoonist") at his sole discretion, and we reserve the right to award or not award any prizes we see fit. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. This is all done for fun, so don't sue us. Okay?

©2007 P. Sungenis, All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized duplication prohibited.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. How about...

The As-Stupid-As-Getting-Angry-Over-A-Bear-Is-,-Getting-Angry-Over-The-People-Who-Are-Angry-At-The-Bear-Is-Even-Stupider-Particulary-During-A -Genocide Bear.

[Pab Sungenis]

2. Nice name.

We'll add it to the list.

[BuyingThyme]

3. Steve.

[lame54]

4. Colbert

[nachoproblem]

5. How about "YHWH"

It all depends on who it's ok to offend this week.