******Official gop youtube debate thread 3***********

[AlCzervik]

thread 1 here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

thread 2 here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Thanks

[K Gardner]

18. I like my big GUN cuz I have a little peter

[LSK]

2. thanks!

[AlCzervik]

3. break time, smoke em if you got em.

[Solly Mack]

4. Thank you, chimpsrsmarter!

[theredpen]

5. War is not pro-life! If I hear these war-mongers (except Paul, obviously) say "pro-life" again...

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

6. Taking advantage of this break to note that

Duncan Hunter's suggestion that we should buy American so the returning vets will have jobs is the perfect storm of bullshit.

[theredpen]

16. "perfect storm of bullshit" -- well said

[Ikonoklast]

7. These guys are taking 'suck' to a whole new level

And they are the best that the 'pugs got?

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. If they still know how to steal elections, then it won't matter how crappy they are

[lpbk2713]

8. I lost track of how many times they invoked St Ronnie of Raygun.

And I'm kind of surprised they didn't genuflect on mentioning his name.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. huckster, to my amateur eye, is the most dangerous long term

shucks, huck, I'm jest a simple good ole boy, and boy am I good and simple.

like a used car salesman clinching the deal AND adding rust-proofing on a 20 yr old rent-a-wreck.

fred may drop out simply because he is bored with this, and besides, he has this young 'un who has this enhanced ability at , a, ah, accountancy. You know - figures.

McCain may yet resurrect the rest your wreck.
the others are dead meat. Guilianni just doesn't know it.

Huckster, McCain, mitt, those are the three.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

19. correct on all points

[H2O Man]

27. Yep.

His last name may keep the republicans from nominating him. But he would be the toughest one to beat in the general election.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

10. Hillary!

[Bolo Boffin]

11. I'm making comics live!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/414397

It's clip art comic strips, but I'm trying to keep up. That's the first one, and you can scroll through.

[Renew Deal]

12. McCain's ad was lame.

Why can't these guys focus on themselves.

[H2O Man]

14. This debate

is unreal. This has to be the least qualified of candidates the republicans have fielded in the past several decades.

[Renew Deal]

15. First gun question!

Yeehaw

[LSK]

17. guns time

[LSK]

22. 1st misquote of the 2nd Amendment

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

24. I support the right to arm bears.

Or to at least give the bears a real quarterback.

Hunter is like in quicksand. sinking.

[LSK]

31. who needs a quarterback when you have Hester?

I would not let the bears have a real quarterback!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

56. not to worry. the current ownership precludes it. much like

the current collection of Ye Ole White Men on stage is embarrassing.

wow. McCain just kicked ass on the gun question.

[theredpen]

26. Whoa... a Republican with a child in Iraq?! It's un-Republican!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

42. how did that happen? who forgot to bribe whom?

damn.

I do believe that the number of D pols around the country who have kids or corpses in or around Iraq is 4x the GOP number. THere was a study that i wish I had kept or copied.

[Endangered Specie]

20. why are they so all convinced Hillary is going to win?

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Did his son use his OWN gun in Fallujah? What a fucking moron

[Marie26]

21. Gun nuts! nt

[Renew Deal]

30. It's a gun nut parade

The first guy was even shooting.

[StarryNite]

23. What a freak!

[AlCzervik]

25. Hunter just shut up for crissakes, no one outide your district knows or cares

who you are and how many guns you have.

[K Gardner]

28. Rudolph is seriously off his game here, he's all shook up

[H2O Man]

32. I agree.

He is doing poorly.

[AlCzervik]

33. he's a bit shaky tonight and gettin booed.

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. Think that finances story breaking today threw him off?

[H2O Man]

43. Absolutely.

He is distracted.

[AlCzervik]

48. you nailed it.

[Renew Deal]

41. I agree

Though I don't think he has much of a game.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

97. but he is trying. very trying.

so, he has that going for him.
mittster, on the other hand looks like a doll made in china, and probably has lead paint somewhere on that magic shirt.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

29. another lie about the 2nd ammendment ("to protect ourselves")

[BuyingThyme]

36. Second Amendmenters generally never read the Second Amendment.

[LSK]

39. you got that right

[AZ Criminal JD]

52. I have

It means what it says. What problem do you have with it?

[AlCzervik]

40. i did, can you check my musket for me?

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

34. Rudy booed for second time

[Catchawave]

35. Here ! Had to watch the Rock Ctr tree lighting....

who's *winning* so far

[Renew Deal]

45. It's a three way tie between a racist, a gun nut, and a dirtbag.

[Catchawave]

126. Thanks, no surprise there :)

[K Gardner]

37. Stepford wives in the audience stare blankly

[K Gardner]

44. Gramps is too damned scary to look at, tell me when he's gone

[theredpen]

50. No shit. I picked the wrong night to eat all those mushrooms.

[Marie26]

53. Why would anyone support him?

I haven't yet heard him say anything distinctive or interesting. What's the appeal there?

[Olney Blue]

46. I hate the way Fred says "uh" every other word.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

73. I'm no age-ist, but I do think his synapses need a kick start.

hell, my hair is grey. But I much prefer my fem fatale to his.

[Olney Blue]

104. I volunteer to kick his synapses and any other body part I can.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

132. may I hold him down as you do so? I offer all services in that regard.

You realize that his synapses offer a very difficult challenge. They are so sparse and so far apart.

[Solly Mack]

47. blah blah blah blah blah blah

[Olney Blue]

55. Excellent summary, Solly.

[K Gardner]

49. Say "safer city" three times realllly fast

[K Gardner]

59. Hunting Dan Quayle?

[BeyondGeography]

51. Gun freaks boo Rudy

They actually turned him into a sympathetic figure there for a few seconds.

[Solly Mack]

54. How big is your gun? Woo-hoo!!!!

[Marie26]

60. LOL!

He wants measurements!

[theredpen]

62. I don't want that questioner in my neighborhood... but I live in Texas so he probably does

[Marie26]

71. And I was just thinking that he looked

less creepy than the other Rep. questioners - and then he comes out with that!

[Solly Mack]

72. I hear ya.

[w8liftinglady]

83. lol..probably right down the street from me.

[H2O Man]

68. Ken's son

owns two. Ha-ha-ha. (Weird guy, he.)

[Solly Mack]

85. used for rodent hunting

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

78. LOL!

Yep, I'm surprised they didn't all just unzip and whip out their, uh, little friends.

MKJ

[DesertRat]

57. Stupid question....talk about your gun collection and favorite gun

[johnfunk]

58. ROTFLMAO -- "Tell me 'bout yer guns!"

[Renew Deal]

61. These guys look nuts with all this gun talk.

[bullwinkle428]

63. The right-wing gen fetish thing is kinda creeping me out!

[bullwinkle428]

67. Whoops...I meant "gun"!

[Marie26]

84. They need guns to defend themselves against illegal immigrants. nt

[Renew Deal]

81. I still love DU's gun nuts.

They say more in less words than these jackasses and they (usually) don't sound crazy.

[AlCzervik]

92. plus they're our gun nuts.

[WinkyDink]

64. Why is this called "youtube"?

[spanone]

65. hey fred, habeas corpus is in the constitution also

and these gunshucking mother fuckers are creeping me out

[BuyingThyme]

66. Pissing contests are for kids. Pull out the guns.

[AlCzervik]

69. the questioners are getting scarier. Are there any republicans that look like

they aren't flying a freak flag?

[K Gardner]

90. Evidently not. Nope. Not here. Not tonight.

[God23]

70. Good question for the Repugs!

Inner city crime! Mitt doesn't have a clue.

[AlCzervik]

77. yeah it was.

[d_b]

74. Mccain and his vietnam stuff

every time he speaks.



Desperate. Sad.

[K Gardner]

75. War?? More people need to git hitched?? WTF??

[theredpen]

79. How about a dad and a dad or a mom and a mom?!

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

76. Hmmm... our current values do not allow kids to have moms and dads

[DesertRat]

80. Romney's cure for inner city crime "Get more Moms and Dads"

[tridim]

82. GET MORE MOM'S AND DAD'S!

Oh Mittens, you so crazy.

[LSK]

so he supports more inner city sex???

[K Gardner]

ROFL !!

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

89. but don't import them!

[theredpen]

91. Mom and Dad retailing... the new Republican industry! It's job building!

[spanone]

86. This is the Alternative if we don't Vote Democratic......SAY YOU WILL!!!!!

off to taco bell

[AlCzervik]

87. uh-oh, here we go, Willard's own Willie Horton is being brought up.

[tridim]

96. That's probably the worst anwser I've ever heard in a debate.

It's worse than "Need some wood?".

[Olney Blue]

88. "born out of wedlock"- I really detest that phrase.

Romney- Mr. Wedlock.

[theredpen]

99. Jesus was born out of wedlock. I'd love to see their faces if someone mentioned that.

[GreenPartyVoter]

156. But-but-but it was God who did it so that makes it ok!

[Solly Mack]

101. Me too!!!!

[monmouth]

93. I think Roody gonna be sleepin on the couch after all this. Not good at all.. Check Please!..

[Renew Deal]

94. Guiliani is really off his game. Robbery went up. Burglary went up. Another program went up.

[pinto]

95. These guys are nuts. I'm sure there's some nuance we could discuss, but

they're nuts. (Sorry for the throw-away post, but I'm agog at this lineup.)

[K Gardner]

103. ME TOO !!!

[LSK]

98. obligatory abortion time

[GreenPartyVoter]

105. No abortion = more moms and dads?? Must be in Romney's logic somewhere

[K Gardner]

100. Oh, here comes the good stuff.. criminalizing abortion

[AlCzervik]

102. What to do with doctors that perform abortions?

[theredpen]

107. Public stoning.

[Marie26]

112. Does anyone think that was a set-up?

[Colobo]

113. Cut off their genitals. Publicly.

[AlCzervik]

120. "thats up to the states" see what i did there?

[K Gardner]

114. Let those creepy questioners shoot em with their big guns??

[AlCzervik]

124. rofl!!!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

106. Interesting abortion question.

MKJ

[AlCzervik]

111. "Lock them up" nice way to avoid an answer there Dr. Paul.

[Colobo]

108. Republicans are extremists.

[H2O Man]

118. Yep.

Indeed, they are.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

109. Libertarians against liberty. Hoorah!

[theredpen]

115. Ooooh... dodge that question Ron. Feh.

[Catchawave]

110. The government stops at my front door....

is the correct answer for Abortion, geesh.

[theredpen]

122. Overturning Roe vs. Wade is our #1 issue?! Did you hear that there was a war?

[DesertRat]

116. Aargh..Thompson's #1 focus "overturning Roe v. Wade"!!

[LSK]

117. did Thompson just say overturning Roe vs Wade should be #1 priority????

[H2O Man]

123. Yes.

He did.

[K Gardner]

125. Yup.. s'what he said, yup

[DesertRat]

127. YES!! And changing the Supreme Court to do it!!

[AlCzervik]

128. your lying ears are correct. Pander Bear Granpa Fred.

[God23]

119. Thompson: Roe V Wade should be our number one concern right now?????

[Renew Deal]

121. Thompson thinks abortion "is the most important issue."

He's way out of touch.

[God23]

129. telling applause when Rudy said he wouldn't sign complete abortion ban!

[GreenPartyVoter]

134. Really? That's very interesting

[K Gardner]

130. People are really going to VOTE for these creeps?? Are you freakin kiddin me??

[DesertRat]

138. the thought of one of these cretins as president is terrifying

[tridim]

180. I'm trying to picture my lifetime republican parents watching this

They are NOT going to be pleased.

[theredpen]

131. OMFG. Immigration... abortion... what about the WAR and the fucking ECONOMY?! Man, these guys suck

Even Ron Paul, although at least he tried to mention the war.

[Solly Mack]

133. Damn gun-toting fetuses that immigrate out of the womb

[GreenPartyVoter]

Bwahahaha!

[AlCzervik]

135. "the death penalty, WWJD"? Wow, good.

[theredpen]

141. Ha! NOW let's see who's REALLY pro-life! None of them? Oh well...

[God23]

136. Dammit! wwjd with the death penalty! ZING!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

153. Huckster says that Jesus was too smart to run for office in his way of avoiding the Q.

MKJ

[BeyondGeography]

137. If we lose to these guys again next year leaving the country becomes a serious option

[AlCzervik]

146. i agree---sadly. If we lose to one of these guys i give up.

[K Gardner]

139. Hey, Shrub didn't have no trouble with execushuns, c'mon Huck ! Man UP !

[ljm2002]

140. What pigs...

...I am sickened by the abortion questions and most of the answers.

What a bunch of disgusting patriarchial control freaks.

Do these guys, does anyone at all take them seriously!

Do the Republican women even have a clue as to what they're supporting?

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

142. Alright! Huckabee brags he's history's greatest murderer

He's killed more people than everyone else on stage combined.

(McCain should object)

[cboy4]

182. Plus he said the only response as a "civilized" nation

is killing another human being.

Civilized?

[Olney Blue]

143. Rudy is right about the abortion question. Don't sign a law banning it.

OMG, did I say something good about a republican?

[bullwinkle428]

144. I'm sure Dubya was just as diligent in reviewing death penalty cases!

[Renew Deal]

145. Huckabee is the only one that sounds like a serious candidate.

He speaks as if he's above it all.

[Marie26]

150. Yeah, it's a good answer

Though I totally disagree.

[Colobo]

155. He's speaks like a preacher who is in top of his game.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

157. he pretty much kicked in the teeth of all others.

do I believe that book?

[Patsy Stone]

147. Huckabee just said the death penalty was irrevocable

Dude, you were the governor; YOU could have revoked it.

[K Gardner]

149. No shit, Sherlock!

[theredpen]

152. The death penalty is immoral and Huckabee dodged it.

[Patsy Stone]

188. Dancing as fast as can

in the other direction.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

148. Really good one-liner from Huck (re: WWJD)

[AlCzervik]

151. ok so Jesus may Greenlight Tancredo flipping the switch?

[theredpen]

159. Jesus was murdered by a state that thought it was justified... hello!!!!!

[Renew Deal]

154. Jesus just appeared on stage.

[K Gardner]

162. LOL... who was he standing next to??

[Renew Deal]

175. Between Huckabee and Guiliani. He smote Romney

[H2O Man]

Lunatic question.

Re: the Good Book.

[W_HAMILTON]

171. I actually think it's a good question

Force these bible-thumpers to say whether or not they believe EVERY SINGLE WORD.

One of the few "gotcha" questions tonight. When he first started in, I thought it was gonna be a stupid question, but to these Republicans, I like that question.

[H2O Man]

181. I agree 100%

It is perfect.

[NashVegas]

186. Rudy Handled It As One Would Expect a Catholic To

In the 1980s there was a female comedian who joked. "I never read the bible, I went to Catholic school. Heard it was a good book."

Is that Huckabee pimping his theology? I can't tell him and Tancredo apart.

[God23]

158. Muy stupido question of the night!

[AlCzervik]

160. WOW, Do you believe this book (the bible)? EEEEEKKKKKKKKK

[GreenPartyVoter]

169. This oughta be interesting

[Marie26]

172. every single word!

He wins for creepiest questioner of the night - so far.

[DesertRat]

176. EVERY WORD of this book. lol

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Rudy is a PAGAN!!! BOOoooOOOoo

[StarryNite]

161. Oh, god

Jesus would tell him what to do.

[Marie26]

163. LOL!

Every word! Even the part about killing witches!

[Olney Blue]

164. America's mayor hedging on the Bible. Rudy!!!!!!!! You bad.

[theredpen]

170. He reads it.... um.... frequently!

[DesertRat]

165. oh oh, guiliani just lost the fundies

[GreenPartyVoter]

179. He didn't have any that I know of LOL

[Colobo]

166. Rudy is talking out of his ass on the Bible question.

[LSK]

167. new thread please!

Try and make them at around 120 posts.

[Ikonoklast]

168. Bible question is a trap

Dumbasses are falling for it.

Mitt is lying his ass off.

[theredpen]

174. A FABULOUS trap! Bwahahahaha!

[Renew Deal]

185. And Romney fell in head first.

He's filth/

[K Gardner]

173. Click your ruby slippers three times.. I want to go home, I want to go home

Is this America or a fucking freak show??? I'm humiliated

[ljm2002]

177. Oh my Gawd!!!!!

How much pandering can be done in one debate?

Give me the UFO sighters any day!

Who the hell chose these questions?

[Colobo]

178. Repugs put on the spot on the Bible question; Huckabee is taking advantage of it.

[K Gardner]

183. Mitt gets caught up on the Bible/God question...

[HCE SuiGeneris]

184. "effing moronic bible thumping thieves

poised to continue as robber barons. Meh.

[AlCzervik]

187. *****new thread here*****

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[proud patriot]

189. please continue in thread 4 here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...