Lou Dobbs, overgrown bleached oompa loompa of hate?

[originalpckelly]

I think it's the eyebrows.

Anyone else get the overgrown bleached oompa loompa vibe?

[originalpckelly]

1. Exhibit A:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Hmm.

[Renew Deal]

2. He looks terrible in HD

Droopy

[originalpckelly]

4. Indeed.

Indeed he does.

[spanone]

3. Great Description...worthy of a recommendation

[originalpckelly]

6. See Exhibit A for further proof of his oompa loompaness.

[Imagevision]

5. I stopped watching Lou Dobbs when he bad-mouthed Michael Moore's sICKO...!

[originalpckelly]

9. I waiting for the Republican debate up next...

I can't wait until Mr. Giuliani has to explain the recent revelations about his "security expenses".

[emilyg]

11. that will be fun.

[porphyrian]

7. I'm kicking this just for the subject line. -n/t

[originalpckelly]

10. Well thanks very much.

[porphyrian]

12. People need to see the words "overgrown bleached oompa loompa of hate" more often. -n/t

[blogslut]

13. Not overbleached

Dyed. The man has white hair and he tints it. I'm guessing a strawberry blond that fades to blond as it wears off.

[graywarrior]

14. Every other day there's a wonderful thread describing Lou's Dead Man Walking look.

[symbolman]

15. I've always had this theory

That if you cut Lou Dobbs open that thousands of fully formed Lou Dobbs would spill out.. Maybe that's how Oompha Loomphas regenerate, Asexual Reproduction.. But think of all the dye jobs that would ensue

[originalpckelly]

16. Oh it hurts! Stop it! Stop it!

[pingzing58]

17. Lou Dobbs is a fraud as an investigative news reporter he's just an entertainer.

[Gregorian]

18. Yes. I think you're on to something.

For me, it was a love hate thing. I just couldn't put my finger on what it was I liked.

Although he is a bit tall. Wait, he has Constitutional tall stature disorder Oompa Loompa disease.

[helderheid]

19. I've never known a hateful oompa loompa...

[originalpckelly]

20. Tell that to Augustus Gloop.

[blondeatlast]

21. Pretty good summary! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! nt

[SCantiGOP]

22. He is genuinely crazy

I never watch him, but I switched over to watch the debate and caught the last 5 minutes of his show. Of course, the first thing I heard him saying was about illegal immigration. I told my wife if they handed him a bulletin you might hear: "A giant asteroid will destroy the world tomorrow morning. How will this affect the government's disgraceful record on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION !!"

[zippy890]

23. ILLEGAL ALIENS OOMPA ILLEGAL ALIENS LOOMPA

OOMPA LOOMPA
ILLEGAL ALIENS

OOMPA LOOMPA
ILLEGAL ALIENS

ILLEGAL ALIENS
ILLEGAL ALIENS

OOMPA LOOMPA

ILLEGAL ALIENS ILLEGAL ALIENS ILLEGAL ALIENS ILLEGAL ALIENS ILLEGAL ALIENS.................................................................................................................(FADE OUT FOREVER)

[TBUSA]

24. Lou does not place the blame on the Republican party.

In the past seven years Lou would never place the blame for anything on the Repub party. Although they were in charge, he never faulted the party for not enforcing undocumented worker laws against corporations. Even now Lou always refers to 'this Administration' in order to include the Democratic party. I believe Lou has an economics degree so maybe he can speak to the out of control Republican endorsed spending. But he doesn't. Instead he provides cover for them by playing at being a diplomat,historian, political analyst.
What a sad thing to be.