Pity the poor cannibal restauranteur........

[DFW]

A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Democrat: $5

+ Broiled Libertarian: $10.00

+ Fried Independent: $15.00

+ Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for a Republican?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean a Republican? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

[God23]

1. Why Democrats are sexy:

Have you ever heard of a good piece of elephant?

[Vincardog]

11. I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my a$$.

[Raejeanowl]

25. Hey!

Where was this when they were doing the funniest bumper sticker the other day!?

[shadowknows69]

2. Kicked and freakin rec'd

[TahitiNut]

3. Interesting. Why do you suppose they serve Democrats raw?

Are they vegetables? I know some are fruits ... but some independents like me are nuts.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. that's tartarible of you. nt.

[DFW]

5. I like to think it's because Democrats don't need a lot of extra preparation

Although in the case of Zell Miller, for example, some do rot more quickly than others.

[Mabus]

15. Have you ever tried to grill a Republican?

No matter how long you grill them they never seem to get done. Although, every once in a while, an expert griller will be able to stick a fork and yell "they're done!" within a few minutes. Unfortunately, those with the needed grilling expertise seem to be in short supply.

[TahitiNut]

17. I don't recall.

[Mabus]

18. Well, to the best of my recollection...

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Are Greens the salad course?

[DFW]

7. I forgot to ask

When you're on the menu, it's not always the best course of action to hang around and research the details......

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. True!

[TahitiNut]

9. Roughage.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Pfft

[ChairmanAgnostic]

12. the clear sign of too much ruff-age

[DFW]

13. Is this what they call thread deterioration? LOL!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

14. the silent ones will kill you.

Or my ancient golden puppy. He can even wake himself up and leave the room.

[BeHereNow]

16. How do you know when your done eating a grilled full-of-shit republican meal?

Your waitress, Nancy Pelosi, takes the dish of impeachmints off your table
and gives you a bill for dinner AND to fund another war.
BHN

[CreekDog]

19. Can someone explain why it's supposed to be "restaurateur"? (nt)

[RebelOne]

20. Because it means somebody who owns or manages a restaurant.

[CreekDog]

21. I meant the spelling restaurateur v. restauranteur (sp) (nt)

[bigmonkey]

22. Because the purpose was to restore or refresh the client.

No joke. The place is supposed to be restorative (restaurant in French), the person running it a restorer. The same word, restaurateur, is used for someone who does art restoration.

[CreekDog]

23. thank you (nt)

[FatDave]

24. And later, one of this place's customers passed a republican in the woods.

[Raejeanowl]

26. I Love It! n/t