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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:29 PM
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Pity the poor cannibal restauranteur........
A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Democrat: $5

+ Broiled Libertarian: $10.00

+ Fried Independent: $15.00

+ Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for a Republican?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean a Republican? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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God23 Donating Member (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:30 PM
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1. Why Democrats are sexy:
Have you ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:38 PM
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11. I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my a$$.
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Raejeanowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 05:06 PM
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25. Hey!
Where was this when they were doing the funniest bumper sticker the other day!?
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:31 PM
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2. Kicked and freakin rec'd
:rofl:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:33 PM
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3. Interesting. Why do you suppose they serve Democrats raw?
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 05:35 PM by TahitiNut
Are they vegetables? :silly: :dunce: I know some are fruits ... but some independents like me are nuts.


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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:44 PM
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4. that's tartarible of you. nt.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:51 PM
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5. I like to think it's because Democrats don't need a lot of extra preparation
Although in the case of Zell Miller, for example, some do rot more quickly than others.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:21 PM
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15. Have you ever tried to grill a Republican?
No matter how long you grill them they never seem to get done. Although, every once in a while, an expert griller will be able to stick a fork and yell "they're done!" within a few minutes. Unfortunately, those with the needed grilling expertise seem to be in short supply.

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:05 AM
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17. I don't recall.
:silly:

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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:44 PM
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18. Well, to the best of my recollection...
:rofl:

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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 05:58 PM
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6. Are Greens the salad course?
:shrug:
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:03 PM
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7. I forgot to ask
When you're on the menu, it's not always the best course of action to hang around and research the details......
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:05 PM
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8. True!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:24 PM
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9. Roughage.
:rofl:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:27 PM
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10. Pfft
:P
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:49 PM
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12. the clear sign of too much ruff-age
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:56 PM
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13. Is this what they call thread deterioration? LOL!
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:28 PM
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14. the silent ones will kill you.
Or my ancient golden puppy. He can even wake himself up and leave the room.
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:28 PM
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16. How do you know when your done eating a grilled full-of-shit republican meal?
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 10:29 PM by BeHereNow
Your waitress, Nancy Pelosi, takes the dish of impeachmints off your table
and gives you a bill for dinner AND to fund another war.
BHN
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 01:39 PM
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19. Can someone explain why it's supposed to be "restaurateur"? (nt)
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 01:42 PM
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20. Because it means somebody who owns or manages a restaurant.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:13 PM
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21. I meant the spelling restaurateur v. restauranteur (sp) (nt)
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bigmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:22 PM
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22. Because the purpose was to restore or refresh the client.
No joke. The place is supposed to be restorative (restaurant in French), the person running it a restorer. The same word, restaurateur, is used for someone who does art restoration.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:52 PM
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23. thank you (nt)
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:59 PM
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24. And later, one of this place's customers passed a republican in the woods.
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Raejeanowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 05:08 PM
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26. I Love It! n/t
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