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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:05 PM
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Where's Dick?
They shocked his heart on Monday and claimed he was back at work on Tuesday morning, but I haven't seen any evidence of that, have you? Has anyone seen Big Dick?
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:06 PM
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1. Shhhhh!
....Don't tell anybody. It's a secret!
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:06 PM
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2. Maybe Dennis Kucinich's impeachment resolution is having an affect
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:07 PM
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3. Still Dead.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:11 PM
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9. But where has he been *lately*?
Saying Dick Cheney is dead is like saying Liberace was flamboyant. :eyes:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:07 PM
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4. That's what he asks every morning when he tries to pee.
His giant belly is hiding Little Dick like a penguin warming an egg.

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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:07 PM
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5. I wonder if the name of that 'undisclosed location' he frequents begins with "H"?
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:08 PM
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6. With Sean Taylor dominating the news, Cheney could have had a sex change op and no one would care.
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Wildewolfe Donating Member (470 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:09 PM
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7. See dick defib
From the new children's book
Dead Eye Dick by Curious George

See Dick Defib
defib dick defib
Shock dick quick
shake dick shake
see dick run
run dick run
bunker dick bunker
hide dick hide


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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:10 PM
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8. Not yet
And I know you troll Yahoo News photos like I do. That's usually where I find him. :hi:
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:21 PM
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13. exactly
I see no evidence that he is back at work as they claim. CNN has a photo from Monday morning. Nothing new since. :hi:
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:12 PM
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10. It's a technical question for vampires, but this website wasn't updated:
http://ischeneydeadyet.com/2002.html
since 2002 - so you may wonder of his state since then
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:15 PM
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11. Undisclosed location.
Maybe in that man-sized
safe. Maybe it is not a
safe but, some sort of evil
life force pod that he crawls
into to recharge himself!!
:silly: :crazy: :silly:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:16 PM
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12. Dick has been fucked...
sorry, couldn't resist. LOL
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:25 PM
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14. he's right here...
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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:27 PM
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15. !!

yowza

:rofl:
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:33 PM
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16. A day without Cheney is like a day without the shingles.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:15 PM
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17. OH OH OH he's off to see the Wizard
the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. If it worked for the TinMan.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:41 PM
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18. Shootin' lawyers
at one of those canned hunts
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