predict CNN questions for tonites debate

[LSK]

Mr Guiliani: Would you like to discuss 9/11?

Mr McCain: How do you feel about bombing Iran before they nuke us all?

Mr Romney: How many terrorists do you want to waterboard today?

[BeyondGeography]

1. Do you support a Communist-style health care system?

[Warpy]

2. Rev Huckabee

How soon will you propose a constitutional amendment restoring Baptist prayer in our schools to eliminate drugs and gang violence?

[Jersey Devil]

3. Wallet or money clip?

CNN will feel obliged after the "diamonds or pearls" nonsense in the last debate.

[LSK]

14. Rolls Royce or Bentley

[harun]

4. Are you for surrendering to terrorists and promoting Al-Qaeda or

are you for a successful mission in Iraq?

[Frustratedlady]

5. To all: If you are elected to the office of POTUS...

what will you do to bring the Bush administration before the courts to answer to their crimes against the United States and its Constitution?

If you can't clean up the Bush mess, perhaps the Hague can.

[spanone]

6. mr. huckabee, do you prefer fender or gibson basses?

[Beaverhausen]

17. And the follow-up- which Rolling Stones album is your favorite?

Did you read the article about him in Rolling Stone magazine? He is a big Keith Richards fan and pardoned him for a very old driving conviction in Arkansas.

[AlinPA]

7. All: What is your favorite hymn? And, most importantly a followup, what is

your favorite bible passage?

[Atman]

8. "WTF are we doing here? The election is a year away!"

Oh, wait...that's what I would ask. CNN will only offer to give Hillary a massage and a pedicure while claiming Obama and Edwards don't have what it takes, and ignoring the rest of the candidates, especially DK.

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[MidwestTransplant]

9. Which of you does Jesus love more and why? As a follow up, why does he love Republicans more?

[sakabatou]

10. Things that rhyme with dog

[pleah]

11. Will all of you

continue to bend over, holding a jar of vasiline, and scream give me more!

[tjwash]

12. A moldy oldie from my journal...

12 "questions" that the corpra-media can ask at tonights debate.

1) Mayor Giuliani: Can you describe in less than four thousand words; how it felt to be our national hero and outstanding leader during 9-11?

2) Senator McCain: Do you think it is possible for you to look even REMOTELY as good in a codpiece as GW Bush did?

3) Senator Brownback: You have just received a report on your desk from the CIA detailing how terrorists have smuggled a loose nuke into Los Angeles and plan to detonate it under the Shrine Auditorium at 4:30 pm Thursday. How could the Democrats have allowed this to happen?

4) Gov. Romney: China has pulled all of their investments out of the U.S. stock market causing a crash the likes have never been seen in our country; why didn’t all the labor unions voluntarily fold months beforehand so that we could have avoided this catastrophe?

5) Senator Paul: The healthcare crisis is worse than it has ever been. There are a record high number of people with no health insurance, and medical costs are unaffordable by middle class Americans. What can we do about all the deadbeats that intentionally keep getting sick and injured just so they can keep abusing the system and making the insurance companies look bad?

6) Gov. Huckabee: There have been several states in the northeast United States that have passed, or are in the process of passing, legislation allowing same sex marriage. What should the prayer for Jesus to smite all of them in his mercy sound like?

7) Congressman Hunter: The war on terror in the Middle East has taken a sudden turn for the worst. You have had no choice but to use nuclear weapons on every country in the Middle East except for Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, and Israel. Every country in Europe, and Asia have formed the largest coalition ever seen in history, and are planning an invasion on United States soil while simultaneously embargoing economic support and trade. Why did the Democrats in Congress force you to do this in the first place?

8) Gov. Gilmore: Education in the United States is falling apart. We are graduating more people that can’t read at a high school level then ever before. Inner city high schools have more acts of random violence than ever before, and qualified teachers are quitting to go to the private sector because they can no longer live on the meager salaries that they are paid. Can you explain exactly how the ACLU in partnership with Islamic extremists could let all of this to happen by removing forced prayer out of our public schools?

9) Congressman Tancredo: I love your shirt. The tie especially. Can you explain once again, that because your donors can afford to buy you a seven thousand dollar ensemble, that a little 8 year old girl in Bangladesh now has a nice job, and place to sleep now?

10) Gov. Thompson: You stated once that we need to build a giant fence around the entire country to keep out illegal immigrants, however most of your campaign contributors businesses have acquired extremely high profits because they hire illegal immigrants under the table to do the work at a fraction of the cost that….OK, WHO THE HELL PUT THIS ONE IN HERE??

11) Addressed to all: OK, I’m going to go from left to right; is it pronounced “nuke-yoo-ler” or “nuke-lee-ar”?

12) Mr. Thompson...MR. THOMPSON!! Ah hell, can someone wake up Fred and remind him that he's supposed to be the "exciting" candidate?

[harun]

24. I loved # 3, priceless (n/t)

[Johonny]

13. fun fun

Mr Guiliani: Why do you think Democrat candidates want to lose the Iraq war?

Mr. Romney: Given the current blockbuster peace talks going on in the middle east, when will we bomb Iran?

Mr. Thompson: What's count chocula like?

[spanone]

15. do any of you fuckers plan to reinstate the Constitution? wishful thinking

[Beaverhausen]

16. Raise your hand if you like puppies!

[tridim]

19. Have you ever hugged a fetus?

[madinmaryland]

25. Michael Steele tried that ploy last year and failed miserably!

[riqster]

18. "MumbleMumbleMumpmump POP!

...Hey, who pulled my face off Rudy's ass??????"

[Bitwit1234]

20. And your choice

for dinner to celebrate your nomination.

[DUgosh]

21. Which room are your ten commandments hanging in?

[Beaverhausen]

22. kick for more questions

[leftynyc]

23. To all: Puppies or Kittens (eom)

[LSK]

26. Ron Paul: Considering that there are terrorists everywhere, how can not want to bomb Iran?