My care package to "Dickie Cheney"

[Botany]

[displacedtexan]

1. I love you.

Honestly.

[Botany]

3. You are just saying that .....

:blush:

You think as a man I am that easy and would fall for such a cheap line?

Well, yes .... I guess I would.

[LiberalFighter]

2. More cheese and butter but not from Wisconsin.

[Botany]

5. Thanx I forgot the Cheese Curds.

[tekisui]

4. Add this in the card:

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Is there time to add some of this?

[Botany]

8. Thanx!

But he will need some of this too.

[SoCalDem]

16. Butter is for SISSIES

[Donnachaidh]

18. beat me to it dammit!

I've got some old crisco if we can't find lard. :rofl:

[eridani]

59. That ham is way too lean

Can't you get one with more fat on it?

[SoCalDem]

63. Now HERE'S a sandwich... 4 meats.. (one per chamber)

pastrami/ham/corned beef/sausage

and some chili to top it all off :)

bon appetit

[Arkansas Granny]

69. I'm not sure if there is any more fat on this ham, but I had forgotten

the eggs before!



I also neglected to include any dessert:

[11 Bravo]

7. One caveat: that appears to be a bacon cheeseburger.

Crashcart certainly deserves a bacon CHILI cheeseburger.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Better make that a double bacon chili cheeseburger.

Nothin' but the best for our VeePee! :evilgrin:

[KansDem]

12. Here ya go!

Mmmm-mm. Just the thing for a growing Veep!

[goodgd_yall]

23. Much better!

[SoCalDem]

24. Nope.. Here's one he could INTO

or

[hlthe2b]

31. Hey... they skimped on the cheese on that last one!

What are they trying to pull? :rofl:

[hlthe2b]

10. You forgot...

the salt!

[hlthe2b]

11. May I suggest an alternate movie selection...

[hlthe2b]

15. ... Or perhaps...

:evilgrin:

[KansDem]

17. Or how about...

The Michael Moore collection:

[K Gardner]

13. This is crackin' me up...I LOVE this thread ! n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. That burger's going to get cold in the mail.

Better send him a microwave to warm it up.

[jhain]

21. PAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, ok, I wasn't even gonna click- then realized it was Botany's and would be sooo worth it.

Then, the microwave SLAYED me.

GASPING>>>>>>

[Botany]

41. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others

[jhain]

53. I'll never tell

[begin_within]

30. .

[WolverineDG]

40. You bad!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

:spray:

dg

[Donnachaidh]

19. fried twinkies with a side dish of funnel cakes

he can swill them down with some Jolt.

[hlthe2b]

20. Right after his meal(s) we gotta get him up to boogie!

Any "Best of Rapper and Hip Hop" Music Collections to recommend? or probably better, the concerts on DVD or... a personal set of concerts! He is, after all the VP!

[Donnachaidh]

71. mosh pit or slam dancing?

Actually, you could probably combine the two and just not catch him in the pit. :evilgrin:

[goodgd_yall]

22. Wrong chips; they look baked.

How about a milkshake to wash it all down. And donuts for dessert.

[jhain]

25. Fish is healthy

Fry some up, Dick!:

[SoCalDem]

26. Shame on us.. the man needs COMFORT

FOOD

[Arkansas Granny]

70. How about this kind of comfort?

[Ilsa]

27. Big Dick needs to pay Amarillo a visit:

http://www.bigtexan.com/72ozlive.htm

Home of the FREE 72 ounce steak

[lame54]

28. To go with his movie

[SoCalDem]

33. Don't forget his little "Green Machine"..

[hlthe2b]

36. Yup... ole Lynn definitely upstaged Pickles on that one!

:rofl:

[abq e streeter]

29. I'd send him lots of heart-healthy stuff.

I want him to live long enough to spend lots of time in prison and not escape punishment for his crimes a la Kenny Boy Lay.

[hlthe2b]

34. The Big Pooh Bah in the clouds might have to deal with that...

Besides, given all our tax $$ funded medical care, he's likely to outlive us all... :eyes:

[begin_within]

32. Is there any room left for

[zabet]

51. Washed down

with a case of Red Bull.

[Dukkha]

35. all I'd send him

[hlthe2b]

37. Now, that's just cold...

We're just concerned re: the comfort and happiness of our great VP and seek to ensure same....

[Dukkha]

39. maybe this then

He'd benefit from improved aiming between a duck and his friend's face

[WolverineDG]

38. Have I ever told you you're my fave?

Shhhh, don't tell the others.

:loveya:

dg

[Botany]

42. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others.

[Patsy Stone]

43. Bon appetit!

[Greyskye]

77. Ewwww!

Who did doody in the BBQ? :puke:

Anyone else reminded of that old Cheech and Chong skit? :evilgrin:

[MiniMe]

44. You forgot to add something from Hickory Farms

Perhaps a nice beef and cheese basket

[Botany]

46. Bless you

Salt, fat, beef products, and nitrates

you really do care! :loveya:

[bleever]

45. I'd just like to add this:

BOO!!!

[lonestarnot]

47. You left off two free sky diving or bungie jumpin' passes!

[malaise]

48. Great thread but you forgot this

[begin_within]

52. That's assault with a delicious weapon

[malaise]

62. LOL

I hate cheese cake almost as much as I hate Cheney

[SoCalDem]

67. A WMD... (weapon of mass deliciousness)

:)

[paparush]

49. LMFAO!

Jsut watched Sicko and I know that Darth Cheney is getting the best care that our money can buy...

[lame54]

50. I've got the perfect delivery man..

[begin_within]

54. And if those don't do the trick,

[GigiMommy]

55. Hee hee hee...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pa28]

56. Blue Label and Lobster. You are very generous for a good cause. nt

[bleever]

57. And a pretty nurse to check in on him:

[hlthe2b]

58. Is that Henry Waxman's, eh, er, "sister?"

:rofl:

[DFW]

60. Careful

Cheney has heart problems, and that pic could be construed as assault with intent to kill........

[Cobalt-60]

61. Don't Forget Hog Cracklins!

This Louisiana treat really hits the spot after heart surgery!

[eridani]

64. Stop! Stop!

My cholesterol is already over 400. It was 180 before I opened this fecking thread!

[Eurobabe]

65. And don't hold the MAYO!!

:hi:

[madokie]

66. you are cruel

but its a good cruel though

[LeftishBrit]

68. That would lead to a short life but a merry one (too good for Cheney!)

I'd rather see him look after his health sufficiently to live a long and miserable life, in the disgrace that he deserves.

[begin_within]

72. If you REALLY want him to suffer,

[spanone]

73. maybe a home taser kit to go along with his meal

[jhain]

74. he needs more beverages

'Tis The Season!:

[Ilsa]

75. Don't forget the shrimp alfredo, lobster bisque, and cheese biscuits!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

76. And to finish "it" off, a great expediter of A-Fib