Gore & bu$h*

[spanone]

Nobel Prize winner and Clown

[ThomWV]

1. A man and a pissant

[madokie]

2. the man and the turd

[Mabus]

3. The Mountain and the Mole Hill

[spanone]

4. Andy Taylor and Barney Fife

[Uncle Joe]

5. Prometheus and Pandora. n/t

[Richard Steele]

6. The President and the resident. nm

[LSparkle]

11. LOL!

To paraphrase Darth's supporters in 2000:

GET OUT OF AL GORE'S OFFICE!!!!!!

[spanone]

7. Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble

[edhopper]

8. BTW

It was Bush v. Gore. Let's not forget who ran to the Court when he thought he was losing.

[spanone]

10. would never put his name before Gore, but you are correct.

i'll change it.....

:toast:

[DesertRat]

9. The Statesman and the Chimp

[spanone]

12. shinola / shit

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Hero meets Zero

Inconvenient meets Incoherent

Right meets Wrong

Champ meets Chimp

I'll be making these up all night now :rofl:

[Rex]

14. Genius and Jenus.

Leader and follower. Good and evil. Human and pseudo-monkey. Nice tie and learn to tie. All that is right in the world and all that is wrong in the world. Progress and regression. Gentleman and caveman. Real McCoy and Phony Baloney. Turkey eater and turkey f*cker. Success and failure.

[zabet]

15. Life and Death.

Hope and Despair.

[calimary]

17. Heaven and Hell.

Abel and Cain.
Saint and Sinner.
Love and Hate.
Hope and Despair.

BTW - does it appear to you as though bush is trying to sneak a bit of blond into his hair? Or is he trying to match the drapes to prove to everybody that he "belongs" there? Or is he trying to match his hair to the snot-colored tie he has on? Utterly repulsive individual. Seeing them stand side-by-side really brings it home. Hope Al remembers to have that suit thoroughly cleaned. Fumigated, maybe.

[zabet]

25. Just watched a clip

on NBC, Al looked so, dare I say
it, Presidential. All the while,
all junior could do was smirk.
:puke:

The hair - gray hair turns yellowish
if it is not washed regulary. His keepers
must be falling down on the job.

[calimary]

30. Interesting. Maybe if he's drinking more, laura won't let anybody near him.

After all, there's that big-ass image of his to protect.

[madmunchie]

16. Proud to be the one to put this on the greatest page.

[Fly by night]

18. A man of his word and a mouth-piece for a turd (blossom)

[earth mom]

19. Good vs Evil. nt

[diane in sf]

20. Human and lizard

[RebelSansCause]

21. the Goreacle and a motherf*cker

oops :P

[Justpat]

22. Class and No Class

That pic of bush really shows his stupid, vile little mind.

[ourbluenation]

23. rock star and rocks for brains n/t

[AlGore-08.com]

24. FDR and The Great Depression

Aslan and Frances The Talking Mule
Superman and Elmer Fudd
Gallant and Goofus

So many more...

[Turn CO Blue]

26. 6 ft 1 versus a supposed 5 ft 11.

Al's bios all say he is 6'1". Dumbya's bios all say he is 5'11". I see a bigger than 3 inch gap there (in more ways than one). I don't give a crap about all that tall guy/short guy personality/winner/strong man stuff (I like Dennis and love my husband and they're neither one quite tall)... but W obviously can't even tell the damned truth about his height.

[FourScore]

27. Erectile and Dysfunction

[travelingtypist]

28. Demigod and unindicted war criminal.

The best revenge is living well. Nicely done,
Mr. Vice President.

[cascadiance]

29. The cradle and grave of humanity...

[DS1]

31. God he looks like such a trouble-making moron at elementary school

[Richard Steele]

32. I forgot to REC this earlier. nm