The Bush pResidential Library - (My parents sent this to me)

[Danieljay]

The Bush Library

There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here are the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you shall be rendered blank -- unable to remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - Still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where nobody ever shows-up for duty.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody will be able to find it.

The War-in-Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they will force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election. Or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you can meet a Republican Senator (or two or three).

In the interest of fairness . . . the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an Electron Microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was bigger and better than his father's.

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The Dick Cheney Room - Where you will be handed a shotgun, don a Darth Vader mask, and immediately declare war on Massachusetts

[zeemike]

1. Can't wait to see it

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

2. I like it

I've already started emailing it around. This will go viral.

[progressoid]

18. Yep, me too.

[lame54]

3. The Jeff Gannon Room - Watch your back

[liberal N proud]

4. K&R #5

:rofl:

[troubleinwinter]

5. Here is the architectural model:

[jeff30997]

7. Lol.But the interior...

Is a replica of an old insane asylum.And in the Cheney room there's a Crash-Cart on display.:)

[rug]

6. The Haliburton Room.

[jeff30997]

8. Lol!

Good one.

[11 Bravo]

9. The Harriet Miers Room

You just know it will be the bestest, most awesomest, swellest room ever!

[Historic NY]

10. only one book "My Pet Goat".

[otohara]

11. Good One

thanks for chuckles

[cascadiance]

12. Here are some of the book sections...

With George's favorites that he's been reading for over 40 years (or tries to anyway)!







Featured book selection:



(turned to the page of "My Pet Goat" in it)

[havocmom]

13. Big hugs to your parents! If they are DUers, they will always have a star!

Sending this one far and wide.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I'm reminded of one of Dave Barry's best lines

in one of his "Year in Review" columns, probably in the early '90s.


"The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library is dedicated in Simi Valley, California."

Then...

"The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library is tragically destroyed when a visitor spills a Diet Coke on it."

[L. Coyote]

15. The Bush Reading Room

The Bush Reading Room - Where you can see the two books Bush read, the Bible and The Idiot's Guide for the Worst Dictator in History.

[ForeignSpectator]

16. Great selection, we should (try to) extend it here...

The Scooter Libby Room - Where they commute your parking tickets...

[Chulanowa]

17. The Liberal Media room

Which is just the atrium leading to the other rooms