What is the best bumper sticker you have seen, and the best you can imagine too?

[L. Coyote]

Just to also have a focus other than on the most idiotic, what would you like to see on that bumper in your face?

I enjoy Whirled Peas every time, but we need a few new variants on that old delight. So, get creative, and think, think....

[Richardo]

1. "GOP: The only thing we have is fear itself"

I submitted that one to some bumper sticker website in 2004.

[Red Zelda]

2. stickers?

Seen: "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."
Imagined: "Impeach Bush. Just shoot the other motherfucker."

[meegbear]

13. I've seen that one and can imagine that one!

:thumbsup:

[B Calm]

3. I still have on my old car "Bush is not a Crackhead Anymore"

Gets a lot of smiles from other motorists.

I think a pee boy decal with him peeing on the word Cheap Labor Conservatives would be funny as hell..

[Wiregrass Willie]

7. You could call it -- "the real GOP trickle down economics" n/t

[PollThis]

4. How about

Impeachment, step one, of twelve.

[zabet]

5. Here is one

I see around our town....
"Don't blame me, I DIDN'T
vote for the idiot"

[Rock_Garden]

8. Love your avatar, jane. I'm a Squidbillies junkie, too.

[zabet]

11. Thanks!!

I lurve me some Squidbillies!!! :loveya:

"Do not touch the trim!" :rofl:

[City Lights]

6. The best one I've seen on the streets is, "George W. Bush is a punk-ass bitch."

I saw it in downtown Chicago a couple of summers ago.

[shadowknows69]

9. "You're tailgating"

[L. Coyote]

10. This one is too long, but maybe you have a better variant

I donate $3.00 a gallon to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Maybe "Roundup the Corrupt Bastards Club"

Or, "#3.00 a gallon!! Bring back blow jobs."

[Rock_Garden]

12. The one I see the most is Bush riding in a tank, saying "WTF?".

It always makes me laugh. I'd like to see Bush as Alfred E. Newman, but I suppose there's a copyright issue with that one.

[Squatch]

14. "I brew the beer I drink"

It's on the back of my car.

That and my "FC Bayern Munchen" sticker.

[Vanje]

15. Caution. I brake for insects

Entomologists are funny people

[Joe Fields]

16. I remember seeing one awhile back that actually made me laugh out loud.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

[Brigid]

28. And how true it is.

:rofl:

[peace13]

17. 'Your silence will not protect you'

'Ignore your rights and they will go away' Two of my favorites. Peace, Kim

[Beelzebud]

18. "Jesus Loves You! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!"

[alfredo]

19. It wasn't the bumpersticker, it was the situation. I was driving down

highway 31 from Louisville to Bardstown. Coming into a valley I could see some blue smoke ahead. As I approached I saw it was a car belching huge amounts of smoke. Close behind, in fact tailgating the smoking car was another car. As I approached I noticed this sticker:

I'm behind Ollie North

[Basileus Basileon]

20. I remember seeing a pair of bumper stickers I thought worked well together.

The one on the right was "Jesus is the answer!" Standard fundie sticker, often next to a sticker of the Jesus fish eating the Darwin fish or something like that. What I liked was the sticker to the left of it: "War is not the answer."

It was parked at a nearby church. I have great respect for Christians who actually believe in peace, love, charity, and the sanctity of the lives of foreigners as well as Americans.

[11 Bravo]

21. I really like mine ... GW Bush: How Dumb is TOO Dumb?

[L. Coyote]

22. That is a classic. Cheney: How Evil is TOO Evil? - - - Others:

Ted Stevens: How Corrupt is TOO Corrupt?

Larry Craig: How Horny is TOO Horny?

[adadem]

23. My absolute favorite is

Would somebody give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him.

[otohara]

24. 1-20-09 Regime Change

just hope it isn't Ghoulliani or Romney.

[Perry Logan]

25. I saw one that read "Visualize using your turn indicator."

[Angela Shelley]

26. God Bless America, too

[Brigid]

27. "Madame President" -- Get used to it!

Not a bumper sticker yet, but it soon will be, I'm sure. I saw this slogan on a Hillary Clinton calendar the other day.

[Richardo]

29. "Don't blame me - I voted for the smart one"

On my truck after 2004.

[BuddhaGirl]

30. "My Bush Sheds its Own Blood"

saw that one recently and it cracked me up! :rofl:

[MurrayDelph]

31. I've long wanted one that said

"Put the Christ Back into Christianity"

(and I'm a secular Jew).

[stop the bleeding]

32. Darwin Loves You! n/t

[jpgray]

33. "If you can read this, you're too close" written in braille.

[Zorro]

34. Here's a local San Diego one I found quite funny

"My child was Citizen of the Month at King Stahlman's Bail Bonds"