Send Bush a Christmas Present

[Joey Liberal]

Dear President Bush:

Enclosed please find a copy of the U.S. Constitution. I wish you'd make some time in your busy schedule to read it.

I would have hoped that you'd be pretty familiar with it already, because you have at least three times in your life taken a solemn oath to uphold, protect and defend it, but all the signs indicate that you either don't know what's in it, or you don't care.

http://salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/383/t/4089/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=822

[hatrack]

1. I was thinking more along the lines of a sweat sock filled with dog shit . . .

But that's just me . . .

[madokie]

4. I was thinking along the same lines

[Joey Liberal]

2. Or some stale pretzels? LOL.

[jeff30997]

5. I'll combine your gift with hatrack's:

A sweat sock filled with dog shit in the shape of a pretzel.Let him choke on this.:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

3. He can't read, the dumb fuck.

[boobooday]

9. Oooh, your point makes me think

We should do public readings of the constitution, and then send them to him as "audio books." Thousands of voices, reading (resurrecting?) the words he has tried so hard to destroy.

[DesertRat]

6. I'd leave off the "dear President" part. n/t

[usaftmo]

7. There's a few morans in Congress who need this to! n/t

[lonestarnot]

8. I wouldn't waste any time wit dat.

sorry. :shrug: