This Used Car Was Driven by a Little Old Lady, Only to Church, and Has All Its Maintenance Records
Edited on Sat Nov-17-07 06:10 PM by CorpGovActivist
Customer: Wow. That's awesome. But can I see the maintenance records?
Used Car Salesman: Sure! Let me go ask my manager, Mr. Mark Penn, if he can pull that data from the file. I know he gave all us sales floor staff a memo earlier this week that said we have the records. I'll be right back.
(Customer finishes coffee, gets a refill. Customer glances at watch. Customer hears the sound of tires squealing out back.)
3. Sadly, after being on this earth for nearly 50 years, I can state with certainty
that GREED and INDIFFERENCE are the greatest evils in this world. Far too many idealists WANT to believe that their candidates are "true blue" but I fear that most politicians are cut from the same smarmy cloth.
I know with regret that we do not have the wisdom, as a nation, to elect Dennis Kucinich. He's just too GENUINE to be elected "a Senator" much less Our President.
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion
board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules
page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the
opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent
the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.