Bush - Hoof in Mouth Disease

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http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquotes/a/dumbbus...
The 50 Dumbest Things George W. Bush Has Ever Said
From Daniel Kurtzman,
The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush, in his own words

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

47. "I am here to make an announcement...

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1. It takes real effort to get foot in mouth

while you have head up ass.