Are There Still Archie's In This World Thirty years Later?

[AuntPatsy]

aArchie types what we are up against?

A few quotes from the old sitcom but has anyone heard such repeated by a neighbor, family member, friend or even a politician and or religious leader this year? Perhaps not in the same wording but similar ignorance is still alive and well in the good ole usa because I have heard people talk like this even today.

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian -- or Christ, for short.

Like the Good Book says "Patience is a virgin."

If everything is good in the hen house yous don't have to go out for eggs.

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago."

In New York...fags...that's what ya call an ungendered species.

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

“Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It's true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You?”

I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who's a fag is a queer.”


Participating in a Jewish prayer; looks skyward] Hold the lightning bolt there, Lord, I'm just doing this for the kid.

the only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband (about Barney's paycheck] God, we can't take no four dollars out of a pathetic check like that. That's your weekly pay? That's terrible. Geez, your boss must be an awful thief there. That's the same as I give my illegals out in the kitchen

If you liberals keep gettin' your way - we're all gonna hear one big loud flush. The sound of the U.S. of A. goin' straight down the toilet.

It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.

the Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday.

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even !

[baldguy]

1. Yes

The get RW radio shows.

[dflprincess]

2. "He's whatcha call one of them good Catholics he hardly ever goes to Mass."

That was one of favorite "Archieisms"

Sadly, though, there's plenty of his type around.