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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 06:31 AM
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What Dennis should have said:
"I don't know if there are UFO's, Timmy, but if there are, it would explain much about you personally."
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 06:41 AM
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1. Or, "This is a presidential debate, it might be time for you to go to bed and let the adults talk."
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 06:47 AM
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2. ROFL
:rofl:
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 06:48 AM
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3. Funny, but nah. DK would have looked just as petty. nt
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 07:12 AM
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6. I know he's not going to DO that but...
Edited on Wed Oct-31-07 07:13 AM by PCIntern
one of my favorite recurring themes in MAD was "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"...

Q: Is this fish fresh?
A: No, it's very well-mannered.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 06:52 AM
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4. "Yeah, I saw Donald Trump's hair at a beach party"
:P
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 07:03 AM
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5. "Eh,shut your pie-hole,pumpkinhead."
Edited on Wed Oct-31-07 07:11 AM by Algorem
"And happy Halloween,Tim.after all it's your day,with that giant pumpkin head of yours,pumpkinhead.I mean it's like I'm looking at The Great Pumpkin that that little bastard in Charlie Brown was always looking for.Massive.Pumpkin-like.Head."
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