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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:20 PM
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Why does Asshole always have to have his little podium?


Does the fuck-wad think that makes him look more important?
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The Blue Flower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:21 PM
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1. Needs a place to put his notes
He can't speak coherently without his 72-point courier script.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:22 PM
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3. LoL...n/t
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:48 PM
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23. He's always drunk and needs it to keep the ground from spinning
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:22 PM
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2. because it matches his shoes. n/t
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:23 PM
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4. He's ataxic due to wet brain
and needs it for balance.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:23 PM
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5. If workers didn't see the logo they'd have no idea why the little freak was there...
Tiny podium for a tiny little man!!!
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:24 PM
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6. It probably has a gun turret in it just in case ...
Code Pink shows up ...
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:24 PM
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7. Get used to it
For the rest of his life, Little Boots will be wearing and displaying constant reminders that he was the president, slapping that seal on every jacket he wears, his cowboy boots (that never saw a cow chip), his golf cart, golf clubs, hell, probably even his dogs.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:25 PM
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10. No to mention his skivvies, his pens, his coffee cup, his toilet seat
"I'm am so the preznit, I am SO the preznit! It even sez it rightchere."
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:24 PM
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8. It's the only thing holding him up in his whisky/cocaine/braindead haze
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:30 PM
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12. That's what I thought, too.
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sallyseven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:24 PM
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9. So if someone asks a hard question
you won't see him pee his pants. It is also uses to steady his drunkin body.
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:27 PM
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11. Paul Simon was a prophet
And if I was president (was the president)
The minute congress call my name (was the president)
Id say who do,
Who do you think you're fooling? (who do you think you're fooling)

Ive got the presidential seal (was the president)
Im up on the presidential podium
My mama loves me
She loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me
Like she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:33 PM
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13. He uses it to hide the fact he's pigeon toed.
No foolin'. Look!

:shrug:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:29 PM
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18. Oh my god you're right!
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 03:00 AM
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29. and also, something else that doesn't show up in still photos -- he fidgets
DUers who have actually been in the same room with him have noticed that he shuffles, or "paws the ground" with one of his feet like he's a horse trained to do sideshow tricks, if he has to stand in one place for longer than a couple of minutes. Perhaps the lectern, flimsy as it is when compared to his usual solid blue model, helps conceal that.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:34 PM
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14. That's a lectern, not a podium.
A podium, as the name implies, is something one stands on. Bush stands on nothing (except aircraft carriers).

I will give him this, however, he looks better than freakish Schwarzeneggar with his skull-headed plastic surgery face.

I'm glad the firemen lined up behind them didn't have anything better to do today.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:02 PM
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15. He needed to explain about the fires..& all the houses that burned
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:36 PM
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19. You ALWAYS
Have the Best graphics on a regular basis, and have for Years... :)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 12:43 AM
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24. I have always admired YOU, my friend
I am a strictly old-school, self-taught, rank amateur.. I am in awe of your skills :)

If I were younger I would go to school and learn how to do graphics the way I wish I could :)

I never SAW a computer before 1996, and never took any classes..never even read the manuals (too confusing )..so I am happy to know what I do, but wish I knew more.. :hi:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:06 PM
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16. The dual mics are so you can hear both sides of his mouth talk n/t
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:10 PM
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17. It's there for him to put his hands on. Without it, he'll keep grabbing his crotch...
...or picking his ass.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:37 PM
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20. Because everyone snickers at him in THAT way.
And he is THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT! :childish tantrum:
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:39 PM
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21. It also serves as an asscarrot that he can stick up his ass
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:41 PM
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22. I dunno, why does he need these?




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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 01:20 AM
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25. feelings of inadequacy
* tries to reassure himself that he is actually president, when he knows that Dickie is really running the show...

check the soles on the boots: brand new, no wear. what a phony.
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Kool Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 01:24 AM
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26. Because Diddums wouldn't know where to stand without it.
It makes him feel important.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 01:34 AM
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27. It makes him look official.
The kind of official like in Blazing Saddles when Mel Brooks wears his "governor" jacket.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 01:58 AM
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28. Because of his BIG ego
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 03:20 AM
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30. Wow. Ahnold is soooooooo far back they look the same size
Freaky
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 05:04 AM
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31. On some occasions it provides cover for Condi's Police Academy routine! n/t
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