Happy Creationist Day

[cali]

Even in Freeperville you can't get away with this. The thread is hilarious.

Posted on 10/21/2007 1:58:08 PM PDT by Peelod

According to Bishop James Ussher, the world began 0900 Monday, October

Hate to break it to ya, but today’s the 21st...



3 posted on 10/21/2007 2:08:51 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat (Star Wars teaches us a foreboding lesson--evil emperors start out as Senators)
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To: G8 Diplomat
on your calendar, maybe.

4 posted on 10/21/2007 2:11:30 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a Liberal when I married her.)
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To: Peelod
According to Bishop James Ussher, the world began 0900 Monday...
Is that Eastern, Central Mountain or Pacific time?

Did Fox News break away from Fox and Friends with a Breaking News Alert?

Was Greta on the scene or did she broadcast from the Fox News studios?


5 posted on 10/21/2007 2:11:33 PM PDT by trumandogz (Hunter Thompson 2008)
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To: LouAvul
“The genealogies in the Bible were not meant for mathematical precision. They were intended only to validate the Messianic bloodline.”

So the ages of our forebears are all a lie? Methuselah didn’t live to be 969? Did God make a mistake, or was He lying? Did people back then not understand what “year” meant? Or what?



6 posted on 10/21/2007 2:14:18 PM PDT by Marie2 (I used to be disgusted. . .now I try to be amused.)
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To: G8 Diplomat
Hate to break it to ya, but today’s the 21st...
Yes, but 4004 BC was a Leap Year.


7 posted on 10/21/2007 2:14:21 PM PDT by trumandogz (Hunter Thompson 2008)
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To: Peelod
“According to Bishop James Ussher, the world began 0900 Monday, October 23, 4004 BC.”

What an idiot. And I say that as a twice a week, die-hard Assemblies of God church go-er.



8 posted on 10/21/2007 2:16:22 PM PDT by Grunthor (http://franz.org/quiz.htm)
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If the earth is 6,000 years old, explain why radiometric/carbon dating shows the ages of some rocks, bones, and fossils to be MILLIONS of years old.



9 posted on 10/21/2007 2:18:18 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat (Star Wars teaches us a foreboding lesson--evil emperors start out as Senators)
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To: Grunthor
Of course, it was a Monday and everyone gets to work late on Monday.
So most likely the earth was created around 9:09 AM just before you get written up for being ten minutes late to work.


10 posted on 10/21/2007 2:18:55 PM PDT by trumandogz (Hunter Thompson 2008)
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To: G8 Diplomat
Did you ever watch the Flintsone’s?

If so you would know that man, dinosaur and foot brakes on cars all existed at the same time.


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[baldguy]

1. Heratic! Blasphemer!

Everyone KNOWS the world was created on Sunday, October 23rd, 4004 BC!

[greenman3610]

2. that there are groups of people who actually argue

about the minutia of biblical inerrancy is astounding.
Tiny minds.

[Kazak]

3. It boggles...

the mind.