Whoopee We're All Gonna Die!

[Mick Knox]

Well, Come On All Of You, Big Strong Rebulicans,
Uncle Sam Needs Your Help Again.
He's Got Himself In A Terrible Jam
Way Down Yonder In Middle East Sand
So Close Down that Browser And Pick Up A Gun,
We're Gonna Have A Whole Lotta Fun.

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Hot Middle East Sand;
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why,
Whoopee! We're All Gonna Die.

Come On Wall Street, Don't Be Slow,
Why Man, This Is War For Oil is a Go-Go-Go
There's Plenty Good Money To Be Made
By Supplying The SUVs with Gasoline High Grade,
But Just Hope And Pray That If They Drop The Bomb,
They Drop It On The Home of Sadam.

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Middle East Sand.
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why
Whoopee! We're All Gonna Die.

Well, Come On Generals, Let's Move Fast;
Your Big Chance Has Come At Last.
Now You Can Go Out And Get Those Rag Heads
'Cause The Only Good Muslim Is The One That's Dead
And You Know That Peace Can Only Be Won
When We've Blown 'Em All To Kingdom Come.

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Middle East Sand;
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why
Whoopee! We're All Gonna Die.

Come On Mothers Throughout The Land,
Pack Your Boys Off To Middle East Sand.
Come On Fathers, And Don't Hesitate
To Send Your Boys Off Before It's Too Late.
And You Can Be The First Ones On Your Block
To Have Your Boy Come Home In A Box.

And It's One, Two, Three
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Middle East Sand.
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why,
Whoopee! We're All Gonna Die.

[NYCGirl]

1. Gimme an F! (With all due respect to Country Joe McDonald). NT

[spanone]

2. Country Joe & the Fish

http://www.well.com/~cjfish/album.htm

[niyad]

3. I was privileged to see country joe here last year with Starship--and he sang a version

of that "next stop is old iraq"
complete with the "give me an "f"

[HockeyMom]

4. Unfortunately, true 40 years ago

is also true now.

Will we ever learn?

[Mick Knox]

5. I'm afraid not :(