*Breaking* Bill O'Reilly issues press release:

[npincus]

[uppityperson]

1. I thought it was a felafel.

[onehandle]

2. Stephanie Miller doesn't call him "Captain Phone Sex" for nothing. nt

[Emit]

3. OMG! I never actually read this before.

I think I'm gonna puke.

[yardwork]

4. He settled, you know. He settled the lawsuit rather than go to court.

He acknowledged that he did all this, and he paid the plaintiff a lot of money, and now it's all down the memory hole.

[Emit]

5. I just never realized how graphic he had been. This is nuts! n/t

[yardwork]

6. Yeah.

[gateley]

7. I couldn't read very much of it - the visuals are just too disturbing. nt

[Devlzown]

8. Aww gross.

What a charmer.:puke:

[guitar man]

9. well, you know

we should have expected this, I mean, it's all the fault of those damn libruls and their gay agenda.

I mean, the closer we get to widespread legalizing of gay marriage, the worse it's going to get. Dogs having sex with cats, people having sex with box turtles, dishes running away with spoons nd now this......perish the thought...FALAFEL PHONE SEX!!!

of course it isn't poor Bill'O's fault, he just couldn't resist the temptation. Damn librul society, she should have been forced to wear a burka, then none of this would have ever happened!!








:sarcasm:

[npincus]

10. OMG.. now he's showing us his BALLS!

[Lucinda]

11. You should have posted this with a warning label!

:puke:
I've got dinner in the oven. How am I supposed to eat with my skin crawling?

[edbermac]

12. Bill should write to Penthouse.

I'm getting aroused. :evilgrin:

[npincus]

14. oooooh... me first

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Just a reminder -- at most companies, PEOPLE GET FIRED FOR THIS !!

Only a company with ABYSMALLY low standards would keep on an employee, much less a public face, after an incident like this.

[npincus]

15. ..but, but.. Bill's a FAMILY MAN:

http://www.answers.com/topic/bill-o-reilly


His wife? (my condolences, if so)

O'Reilly married Maureen E. McPhilmy, a public relations executive, in 1995. They have one daughter, Madeline, born in 1998, and a son, Spencer, born in 2003. According to an October 2005 interview in Newsday, O'Reilly hired bodyguards and is very sensitive about the general public taking pictures of him, calling some of them "stealth paparazzi".<15> O'Reilly has requested that no photographs of his home or family be made public. He and his family now live in Manhasset, New York.