MacBush! Emperor of the Imperial Empire: A free Musical play for all who want it!

[Whoa_Nelly]

Found this today!

Were I a thespian, would be sorely tempted to put this into production :evilgrin:

http://www.pollkatz.homestead.com/macbush.html

MacBush!

Emperor of the Imperial Empire

(A Musical Comedy)

-by-
Stuart Eugene Thiel

Copyright (c) 2006 by the author. All Rights Reserved.
Royalties waived for amateur productions.


Current Version: beta.02 (16 Oct 2006)

This version is being distributed free to anyone who wants to download it.
If justified, the final version will be offered for sale as an e-book and/or an ordinary paper book.

Meantime, it's mostly silly fun about the end of the world.

[hedda_foil]

1. This is hilarious! Take a look at the 3 witches!

CEDILLA.

Where have you been, sister?



COOLA.

On Oh, Really?, slandering Aliquot

And taunting his followers.



GRAYMALKIN.

How about you, sister?



CEDILLA.

Virtuously at home, writing more fiction.

Mr. Scarf said he’d buy half a million copies!

It’ll be another best-seller!

And you?



GRAYMALKIN.

On the World Wide Web, of course!

A pinheaded Democrat – now,

There’s a redundancy, sisters! – a foolish and persistent fellow,

He tried my patience.

He cited facts from the source

To rebut my home-made prognostications.

He tried to make me look the fool, and nearly succeeded.



CEDILLA.

Oh, your virgin eyes and ears!



COOLA.

So you ---



GRAYMALKIN.

-- Googled him. I found his addresses, work and home;

His numbers, social security, license plate and phone,

His credit card balances, his payments in arrears

And details yet more intimate.

I published these on my site.

I expect that my loyal readers might

Drop by his home and persuade him for a minute.

-- So much for that Liberal!



SONG. WITCHES: THREE LEGGY RIGHT WING BABES



ALL. Three leggy Right-Wing babes are we,

On television frequently,

Screeching our vile hyperbole;

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!



COOLA. Each one of us a T.V. star --

GRAYMALKIN. Things that we say there always are --

CEDILLA. Hateful, violent and bizarre!

ALL. Three leggy Right-Wing babes!



ALL. Three leggy babes reactionary

Slandering Clinton, Gore and Kerry

Riveting horny boys unwary –

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!

Three leggy Right –

Wing babes!



GRAYMALKIN. One leggy babe is cute but dumb –

CEDILLA. Two are relentless with the drum –

COOLA. All three together leave you numb –

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!



ALL. Three leggy babes, reactionary

Slandering Clinton, Gore and Kerry

Afflicting you, mountain, coast and prairie --

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!



COOLA. Katie Couric’s Eva Braun –

GRAYMALKIN. Round up the Japs and hold ‘em down –

CEDILLA. I look great in a strapless gown --

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!



ALL. Three leggy babes, reactionary

Slandering Clinton, Gore and Kerry

Riveting horny boys unwary –

Three leggy Right-Wing babes!

Three leggy Right –

Wing babes!







GRAYMALKIN.

A drum, a drum!

MacBush doth come.







MACBUSH.

How far, now, to Capitol City?

--Whoa, three slender mannequins?

Lucky me, I've hit the trifecta! But so immodest in dress,

They cannot be family-values Republicans

'Tho' they claim to be so. I confess

They more resemble scarlet ladies of the avenue.



-- Are you real? or are you

Only apparitions from T.V.?



-- You seem to understand me,

You, the bottle blonde with her chappy finger laying pert

Upon her skinny lips? You should a woman be,

And yet your Adam’s apple forbids me to interpret

That you are so. Speak, if you can. What are you?



COOLA.

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Would have to cast Coulter, Malkin and...? in those roles

Who would be the third witch? :shrug:
:rofl: