omg. caption this -

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strange religous quality - scary, actually - "my children, welcome...."

[gateley]

1. I'm not creative or clever enough -- but I can hardly wait to see the replies! nt

[Heidi]

2. Wait! Hold your applause! As an encore, I'll make monkeys fly out of my butt. (nt)

[cboy4]

3. Don't taser me bro! n/t

[Mythsaje]

4. "I love America THIS much...

But no more..."

[piesRsquare]

5. That's cultish quality, not religious quality

IMHO.

[Divine Discontent]

6. "and after saving the city on NINE ELEVEN"

"they offered these beautiful gold wings to wear that you see before you... how could I turn them down, for appreciating all I did for the city on NINE ELEVEN."

[Ino]

7. "I am where the nation finds hope, where wings take dreams!"

oops... wrong Puke

[Warren DeMontague]

8. "time to straighten right out... better think of your future.. stop your messin' around...

creatin' problems, in town."

[LunaSea]

9. The Congregation of the First Intercontinental Church of Holy NINE-ELEVEN

will now rise and sing hymn number 27.....Duck and Cover....

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I think him and Fred Thompson should see dress up as zombies for halloween.

They're both, like, 95% there already.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Now where have I seen that before?

Oh, yeah.

[LunaSea]

12. Wow,

I was hunting that same pic!
It was a tossup-

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Great minds, man.

That second one is classic, too.

[WilliamPitt]

14. "Oh shit, WAIT, NO - "

[deacon]

15. "I misspoke!" n/t

[Sanity Claws]

16. Mussolini comes to America!!

[Bluebear]

17. Now that's one BALD eagle!

Kind of goony looking, too.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. "Put your guns in the air, and wave 'em like ya just don't care"

[SoCalDem]

19. ..I can fly like the EEEEEagle .... n.t

[Catshrink]

30. Let the eeeeeagle soar!

[Chipper Chat]

20. "To Serve Man"

pssst: "Don't watch the last five munutes"

[spanone]

22. one of my fave zone episodes

[Chipper Chat]

23. Premise: Murkans are easily duped.

Pretty relevant 47 years later dont'cha say?
Famished Neoconaliens!

[Window]

21. Hold Up!!!!

Judy's callin'

[Rocknrule]

24. I could totally see that NRA badge having a swastika on it

[originalpckelly]

27. Yep, this is probably the most Nazi-esque image I've seen so far.

And what's really frightening is that Rudi is sort of a neo-fascist.

[Rosemary2205]

25. I'm too sexy for my hair.

[originalpckelly]

26. OK, this looks like some type of Nazi propaganda.

That's just really creepy.

[Jed Dilligan]

28. Il Duce rides again!

[Catshrink]

29. Mien Fuhrer

all he needs is a mustache.

[Neshanic]

31. "All are welcome, all are welcome, come to the light..."

Bet he'd look hot in that dress from Poltergiest too.