ROFL !!! - Have At It !!!

[WillyT]

:rofl::bounce::rofl:

Too funny!

[whoneedstickets]

1. Hey! I've... seen... that... hand ..before....

nm

[Gregorian]

4. HAHA.

The Congressional toilets are no longer safe!

[Name removed]

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[The Straight Story]

3. Is that the cop behind him?

:rofl:

[Poiuyt]

10. That's Mitch McConnell

Who's also rumored to be gay.

[tech3149]

5. "OMFG this guy is going to destroy us!" n/t

[Catshrink]

6. Did that son-of-a-bitch just fart?

He's not making this any easier on himself.

[Berry Cool]

7. "THAT's the hand he uses to...?"

"OMG how many times have I SHAKEN HANDS with him??"

[waiting for hope]

8. Nooo!

That's the hand he wipes with - it's his left hand, you know, the cop saw his wedding ring. So I think you're okay!

[TahitiNut]

9. Mitch looks like he swallowed somthing that disagrees with him.

:freak:

[burythehatchet]

13. let us not even venture down that sticky path n/t

[southerncrone]

11. McConnell:

"Just STFU, Craig, & go home to Idaho! Don't you know you're drawing attention to the rest of us? I just might be the next one outed!!!11!!1! Just STFU & go home, would ya'??!!" :hurts:

[mcctatas]

12. Craig says...

"And this is how I'd spank Bill Clinton on his bad, nasty, naughty behind"
McConnell is thinking..."Sure you dragged our party through the mud and surrounded us in a miasma of hypercritical filth, but I just can't quit you Larry" ;)

[SoCalDem]

14. Nevermore

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

[WillyT]

16. Hey SoCal ??? - Have You Heard Basil Rathbone's Reading Of 'The Raven' ???

You can here: http://archive.salon.com/audio/poetry/2000/10/31/poe/

Best reading ever! (mP3 at bottom of page)

Enjoy!

:hi:

[Cha]

15. That's mitch's

normal look, right? Like he just smelled a fart coming from the GOPerverts?

[alfredo]

17. Mitch: My God! Those guys over at DU are going to have a field day

with this.

[datadiva]

18. He was a nasty naughty bad boy! n/t

Say What!?

[pansypoo53219]

19. i think mitch

may have used the urinal next to craig a few times.

[valerief]

20. "Pat my naughty bottom with that hand, Larry, dear. My bottom. Egad!" nt

[caligirl]

21. Did he just say MY GOOD FRIEND Mitch MCConnell?

[Kurovski]

22. Okay.

[southerncrone]

24. ROFL! You nailed it! (Pun intended)

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

27. LOLOLOL!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

28. Now we know why Craig's after shave

smells like Lysol.

[ruggerson]

23. Two married white guys help other leading heterosexuals ruin country

is that what you were looking for?

[Kurovski]

33. MAYBE heterosexuals.

Who knows for certain when we're dealing with the party of forked tongues.

Oooo...that would hurt, wouldn't it?

[krispos42]

25. "Larry! Ix-nay on the etails-day!!!!"

Or...


McConnell thought bubble: "Please don't say 'KY'. Please don't say 'KY'. Please don't say 'KY'."

[calimary]

26. mcconnell looks like he knows just a LEEEEEETLE BIT too much.

Not in a trillion years could I ever imagine waking up in the morning next to that. WHATEVER the sexual persuasion. Maybe he gives good... oh, never mind.

[Kurovski]

31. Perhaps that's why liaisons are conducted in the crapper?

No worries about folks fleeing before the dawn's early light. So much better for ones self-esteem.

[spanone]

29. 'Splainin' his 'wide stance'?

gotta nominate for McConnells face if nothing else.

[lonestarnot]

30. " My house is on fire and I have to stand here and listen to this crap while it burns."

[WinkyDink]

32. "Eep! 'Wide-stance' is what I'VE always said!"

[madokie]

34. looks like ole mitchie baby wants to spit rather than swallow

too fucking funny for a mouth full of coffee I know that

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. "Oh no, he's gonna mention the Hand Puppet!"

bahahahahahahaha :rofl:

[hootinholler]

36. Res Ipsa Loquitur

No caption needed, it speaks for itself.

-Hoot

[begin_within]

37. here it is in "bubble" format

[Emit]

38. Wonder if this has anything to do with his expression?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1762947

[Octafish]

40. Mitch McConnell lasted 10 days in the U.S. Army?

I didn't think that he'd pass muster in the days before "Don't ask. Don't tell."

[opihimoimoi]

41. Looks like a pair of STALLMATES to me....

[Snotcicles]

39. Larry, you promised. nt

[spanone]

42. 'first, you insert the right hand'

[Forkboy]

43. Craig looks like John Lithgow with all the life force sucked out of him.

So to speak...

Mitch looks like the proverbial deer in the headlights.

[Kurovski]

44. Purity of essence

Gone. Pfft!

[Kurovski]

45. A kick for the best pals a guy can have, Larry and Mitch.

Thanks for the civil rights, ladies. I Really fucking appreciate it.

[in_cog_ni_to]

46. Mitchy looks scared shitless!

:rofl::rofl:

[Kurovski]

47. A kick for returning church-goers.

Let us pray.