Bin Laden Announces He Is Going To Release An "OSAMA UNPLUGGED" Album Next Week.

[Vinnie From Indy]

The CD will be produced by Limbaugh & Rove under their new label FATASS Records. The new CD will be released at a party held at Le Chickenhawk in Manhattan. The CD will feature all of Osama's biggest hits including:

Be Afraid Beeyotchs

Am I Really Dead?

Te Amo John Kerry!

Back in The EastAsia-SR

and more!

The CD will kick off Osama's upcoming "I Gonna Scare Ya/Thug Life Tour" scheduled for the '08 election season.

[BuyingThyme]

1. I hope he covers Layla.

[ComerPerro]

2. Does a duet with Bush, a cover of "You've got a friend in me"

[Adsos Letter]

3. Will there be break dancing?

I wanna see Osama break dance...

[Virginia Dare]

7. What's his b-boy name?

Osamajama?

[KharmaTrain]

4. Jihad Til You Drop...Al Quedapalooza '07...Coming To A Madrassa Near You

I swear the build-up for this tape was almost like the release of a new Pink Floyd album. After 3 years, he's back in the studio with "all new material". I'm now waiting for the Tour schedule...I'm sure tickets at the Peshwar Hard Rock are tough to come by...maybe we'll catch him at the Kabul House of Blues instead.

:rofl:

[agent46]

5. Dateline 09-07-07 Access Hollywood!

Word's out that Grammy and Oscar winning composer and theatrical impresario Andrew Lloyd Weber is putting final touches on the libretto for his new rock opera "Osama!". Weber, typically flamboyant and outspoken, demurred today in an interview with Access Hollywood saying he wants the musical extravaganza to be a surprise, promising only that it will be "better than Cats" and "funnier than Evita". Not to give it away, but "Osama!" promises to be a spectacle the whole family will remember!

This much we can say...

Lovers of show tunes will be treated to a virtuoso pageant of musical styles, with numbers sure to get your toes tapping and your fingers snapping. Here's an exclusive sneak preview from Access Hollywood!

~George Bush in a ten-gallon chartreuse Stetson and bear-skin trench coat two-stepping to the tune of "It's Hard Work Bein' a Cowboy" and a lively little piano number "I Wish My Brother Jeb Were Here" that promises to become another Andrew Lloyd Weber classic.

~A boldly re-envisioned Dick Cheney as the heartbroken Irish tenor singing "Who's Your Daddy Now?"

~Of course our little sneak preview wouldn't be complete without mentioning the fabulous leather-clad trio Condi, Donny and Gonzo bringing the house down with the hilarious Follies Brasserie send-up "Tell Me When It Tickles!"

~And finally, get ready to rock with the irrepressible Osama bin Laden himself as the fun loving Saudi performance artist with a mischievous streak and a camcorder leading the ensemble show stopper "Everybody Wants Me, Dead or Alive!"

This is Hard Rains coming at you from Access Hollywood.

Back to you Vinnie!

:evilgrin:

[Vinnie From Indy]

10. Pure comedic gold!

LOL!

[Virginia Dare]

6. Born in Ar Riyadh!!

:headbang:

[Ishoutandscream2]

8. Osama's not the same since he broke up with Hussein

Just too much acrimony in the studio.

[Vinnie From Indy]

11. That damn Yoko Ono !!!

[spanone]

9. will it be available for downloads? whatabout ringtones?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

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