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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 08:43 AM
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Good work.....(Caption the arrogant SOB)
...Motherfucker, thanks for allowing your presence to compromise the OPSEC of the unit that you're using for your little photo op. Incidentally, I notice that the majority of the enlisted Marines are not exactly enthused by your visit.

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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 08:48 AM
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1. " I love blowing hundreds of millions of dollars flying around the world..........
for my disgraceful photo ops."
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 08:49 AM
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2. "I'm a veteran like you guys. That's right. I'm a tough MoFo."
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lazer47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 08:59 AM
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3. I'd give my eye teeth to take this so-called "Jet pilot" to 3000 agl
let him set in the right seat of a UH-1H, and chop the throttle, slam the collective down and do a flair out full stop auto-rotation,,,,You would not be able to pull fishing line thru. his ass with a bulldozer when I was done.....Keep em in the green
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:07 AM
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6. You forgot to add....
...in brownout conditions. :-)
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:20 AM
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11. I wonder if the AF pilots who....
...take AF-1 into Baghdad get an Air Medal for the arrival, approach and departure.
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lazer47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 10:13 AM
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13. You have to do it 25hrs to get the AM, and somewhere in there you have to recieve fire
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 11:18 AM
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14. No doubt they probably got the latter at some point....
...and I'm sure there's some multiplier to reach the former.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:03 AM
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4. "I'll be court-martialed if I don't shake...
the hand of this asshole. Damn. Haven't I suffered enough?"
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:05 AM
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5. "Hi there. I'm leaving real soon. You're not."
"Hi there. I'm leaving real soon. You're not."
"Hi there. I'm leaving real soon. You're not."
"Hi there. I'm leaving real soon. You're not."
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The Gunslinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:07 AM
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7. They really don't look to excited to be meeting the decider.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:10 AM
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9. You noticed it also......
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:10 AM
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8. Shaking hands while they're still attached to the bodies
"I ran with a coupla guys who lost their legs. You know, they were legless. He, he. But they're makin' progress."

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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:13 AM
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10. You forgot....
"In other words, they have no legs. Making them legless."

Cue Mahna-MaRon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtDxZJIkwUE
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:35 AM
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12. "Gotta run. Sorry. Enjoy your summer here at the beach. Heh, heh"
Edited on Mon Sep-03-07 09:35 AM by Lastlaughin08
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