Haikus for Gonzo

[Catshrink]

Going going gone
You lying little weasel
Who? I don't recall.

[EST]

1. Yeah

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
You won't be there.

[sakabatou]

2. A sniveling man

Without thought or something...
What? I can't recal

[rocktivity]

3. What's Spanish for "I

can make mobsters look saintly?"
Or, "I don't recall?"

Meanwhile, I'll just say
"Hasta la vista, moran,"
and leave it at that.

:headbang:
rocknation

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. More haikus for Gonzo:

No more torture now.
Back in Texas all alone;
Will you miss the fun?

Small, craven toady
As useless as his master;
Almost as ugly.

He leaves quietly.
The door slaps him in the ass,
But George misses him.

[rocktivity]

5. Don't let the door hit

Gone-zo's ass on his way out.
He might enjoy it.

:headbang:
rocknation

[mirrera]

12. Ha! n/t

[Catshrink]

16. I was gonna write:

Don't let the door hit
ya where the good Lord split ya
Lying sack of shit.

Is it "legal" to split a line like that? Doing so does preserve the 5,7,5, rule.

[mirrera]

20. Alanis Morrisette does it.

Why not? Ya gotta say what ya gotta say. ;-)

[Patsy Stone]

6. Liar!

Torture, spying, lies
Memories dry like dewdrops
When the sunlight shines.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. .....

"I cannot recall"
Lying over and over
Fredo bites the dust

The Constitution
Toilet Paper To Gonzo
We must reclaim it

[MrMickeysMom]

8. Here's mine...

Poor Gonzo's father
Your dad's best day should have been
Leaving a stained sheet

[peekaloo]

9. sorry sack of shit

fertilized the blossoms of
your corrupt gardner

[mirrera]

10. Delete...martini

[mirrera]

11. Criminal Ass Hole

Criminal ass hole
I demand congress jail you
Cheney, Bush and Rove

[Mend]

13. yo alberto bush boyfriend

you tear out my finger nails
go sit on a cactus wide stance.

[Catshrink]

15. Ouch!

if only...

[rocktivity]

14. Haiku ground rules: Three lines, 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

DISCLAIMER: The title of this post is NOT a haiku.


rocknation

[Mend]

17. yo alberto yo

you pull out finger nails sit
on cactus wide stance.

[rocktivity]

18. My apologies

when I wrote "The above is not a haiku," I was referring to the title of my post.

:blush:
rocknation

[Mend]

19. oh hell, I could have kept the "my finger nails" and gotten the sympathy.

[sendero]

21. True haiku...

... makes a reference to a season.

[Mend]

22. yo alberto, hot?....oh never mind.

[Catshrink]

24. I didn't know that....

Fredo rot in hell
Hot as Iraqi summer
Packing 80 pounds

[treestar]

23. ...

Terra, Terra, say
that word over and over
to get more power

Unitary shit
Executive branch power
has limits, you ass

[Ganja Ninja]

25. Gonzo's farewell

I don't recall
I can't answer that right now
I don't recall

[Catshrink]

26. Try this:

I went on behalf
Of Commander Bunnypants
That's all I can say.