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[Stephanie]

Tell me what he SHOULD have said today, if he suddenly became an honest man.



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[Binka]

1. I'm Resigning To Spend More Time With My Dermatologist n/t

[Buzz Clik]

2. "You won't have Alberto Gonzales to kick around any more."

[tridim]

3. Worst. Attorney General. EVER!

[mike_c]

4. I ask the court for leniency...

eom

[spanone]

5. i've lived the american dream, while creating constitutional nightmares.

[jojo54]

6. "I'm a low life piece of shit who doesn't care about you,

or your constitutional rights. I'm set for life so fuck the rest of you."

[LibDemAlways]

7. He should have said,

"I will cooperate fully with prosecutors. I offer a sincere apology to those whose lives I have destroyed. I sold my soul. Consider my life a cautionary tale."

[AndyA]

8. Thanks a lot, Gonzo.

You are a fuck up, and now you've fucked up the Justice Department.

You've covered up for Bush for years, you've hidden his crimes in Texas from public scrutiny and prosecution, and you've spent years wiping his dirty ass for him when he was too stupid, too drunk, or too drugged up to do it for himself.

Now you've dumped a load of shit on the people of America. I hope it comes right back at ya in multiples. Karma is hell, you know...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. Thought bubble over last pic

But, but, but, David Addington said it was all going to be alright.

[MethuenProgressive]

10. Bottom one: "Justice," exit stage Right.

Fuck you, Alberto.

[Richard D]

11. "you may not believe this . . .

. . . but I can't recall what I came here to do."

[VWolf]

12. "I've decided to retire to spend more time

torturing my family."

[Stephanie]

16. lol!

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

13. " . . . . and I only hope that Countrywide Mortgage will look over my application."

[opihimoimoi]

14. "I should never have taken this position... I am so sorry.....I fucked it all up"

[Bitwit1234]

15. Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[dipsydoodle]

17. Gone back to what he was best at I guess

[MilesColtrane]

18. "Old Dungeonmasters don't die; the screams just fade away." n/t