David Letterman: Top Ten Top Good Things About Marrying Into The Bush Family

[kpete]

David Letterman: Top Ten Top Good Things About Marrying Into The Bush Family:

10. Great deals on Fallujah honeymoon.
9. You’ll inherit President Bush’s extensive collection of Chuck Norris memorabilia.
8. It’s a good bet the wedding reception will have an open bar.
7. Might see Cheney shoot an old guy – still a reference, ladies and gentlemen.
6. Learning from Grandma Barbara how to spit chaw.
5. Every Wednesday is Taco Night.
4. What could be more fascinating than learning what makes Jeb tick?
3. If half the family hates you, you still have a better approval rating than George.
2. W can lend you the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner to put up in the bedroom.
1. Little chance you’ll be the dumbest guy in the family.

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[treestar]

1. ROFL

Especially number one.

[bunkerbuster1]

2. #3 roolz.

Hell, I'd marry Jenna based on that alone.

[rosesaylavee]

3. Always love his top ten lists...

but this is the best I have seen!

[corbett]

4. Ah, Dave!

Just the laugh I needed!

Thank you!

[Javaman]

5. #11...

you have the best drug supplier in the nation.

[DeepModem Mom]

6. K&R

[MarianJack]

7. #12

all the "shared experiences" with sister barbara!

[MarianJack]

8. #13

You have health insurance for all the penicillin you'll need after #12!

[progressoid]

9. That made me feel better. Now I can go to work

[gratuitous]

10. But is it worth your soul?

Fortunately, the Republican goob marrying the alcohol lamp didn't have much of one to begin one. Hardly a late night snack for Lucifer.