OK, Me too. I've had it and I'm leaving. I had a thread locked and

[Jackpine Radical]

I have to go to the bathroom.

BRB.

[Ghost in the Machine]

1. HEY! Those are *my* shoes! Bring them back!!

... or just don't pee on them...

[rug]

2. Don't piss on the floor on your way out.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Remember:

Always put the seat back down or some woman will kick your ass.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

4. I had an entire thread of mine DELETED the other day!

But I'm still here 'til they throw me off.

NGU

[Jackpine Radical]

7. I think I've had that happen too.

But I don't remember, & cant find any disappeared threads with the search function.

[Solly Mack]

5. Flush twice to let us know you're coming back

We're snooping around your house while you're in the crapper.

[AtomicKitten]

6. don't forget your paperwork

[pinto]

8. Locking.

Thanks for your consideration.