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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:06 PM
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LEAKED TRANSCRIPT OF BUSH SOTU SPEECH
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 02:13 PM by WilliamPitt
My fellow Americans.

Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Iraq bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla surge sacrifice bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla hydrogen space cars Mars bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla nukular nukular nukular nukular bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla Iran bla bla bla Shia bla bla bla Sunni bla bla bla Saddam Saddam bla bla bla Mars hydrogen bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla health care bla bla bla tax cut bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Mars hydrogen Mars Mars bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla this bald asshole behind me is going to jail bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Libby Rove bla bla bla bla bla bla I hate Fitz bla bla bla Mars bla bla bla Iraq bla bla bla sacrifice bla bla bla I need a beer bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla I like eggs bla bla bla I like scrambled eggs bla bla bla fried eggs bla bla bla sunny-side-up eggs bla bla bla nukular bla bla bla.

Good night, and God bless America.

Bla bla bla bla.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:06 PM
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1. Thanks...
now I really don't have to watch it. :)
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:07 PM
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2. There isn't going to be much applause tonight
Maybe embarrassed laughter after today's events, but not much applause :)
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:07 PM
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3. You forgot bla bla bla steroids in baseball bla bla bla
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:07 PM
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4. So does anyone applaud when he pauses?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM
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It's the transcript.
They put those in.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM
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5. I was sure it was going to be a repeat of this:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM
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6. Do you think it'll be that short, Will?
:rofl:
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Lawrence Donating Member (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM
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7. my plan
is to be very drunk by the time he hits 'blah blah blah stem cell research is satan so I have to veto it again blah blah blah'
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:09 PM
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8. you left out a blah blah nyneohlevin
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jilln Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:10 PM
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9. That's clearly not the real transcript.
The real one involves 9/11 every sentence or so. After all, the entire world changed after that one event which took everyone by surprise and could not have ever been conceived of and had never happened before in any form anywhere on this Earth.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:13 PM
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12. Edited.
How could I forget?

:grr:
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:10 PM
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10. Needs more Cowbell!!!
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:13 PM
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11. Wow a first! No references to 9-11
Are you sure you have the right leaked SOTU speech?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:13 PM
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13. Fixed.
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Laf.La.Dem. Donating Member (924 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:14 PM
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14. Ble ble ble
He will misspeak - - - Should be ble ble ble!!


:banghead:
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Pikku Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:14 PM
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15. You skipped paragraph 4
Bla bla shtrategery bla no really, trust me bla bla BUNNIES! Bla bla bla 9-11 bla bla bla I'm trushtworthy bla bla bla Barney's feet smell like fritos. Bla.
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:15 PM
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16. This speech gives me the bla bla blahs!!
;-)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:16 PM
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17. What if no one applauds?
I think we're getting to that point.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 03:23 PM
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29. The Applause will be
like one cheek passing wind.
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:16 PM
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18. So I guess we can drink when we hear the word "bla" or "bla bla" :) ?



bottoms up! I'm going to be with Mike Malloy as he dissects what the bla bla's really mean.

:toast: thank you William Pitt.

:dem:

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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:16 PM
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19. abortion..gay marriage....blah blah..no foreign policy..blah blah..dems are at fault..blah
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Annces Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:19 PM
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20. Great Speech
:applause:
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:20 PM
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21. Time to breakout the pooper scooper...........
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 02:23 PM by Double T
to handle the mountainous pile of 'bushit'.

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sunonmars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:21 PM
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22. Maybe Nancy will do us a favour

Hey I bet Bush is crapping himself, after all he's gotta stand in front of Nancy Pelosi tonight, and the womans got a hammer within a short distance of his head
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:21 PM
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23. I heart you Will!
Funny Funny Funny. Exactly when are we supposed to drink though? :P
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:38 PM
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24. Democratic reply . . .
Ooga, Booga, Smooga, Wooga!
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:44 PM
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25. lol @ I hate Fitz n/t
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:50 PM
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26. You left out "bla bla not broken egg bla bla bla cracked egg bla bla. . ."
Can't wait to hear the words "Madame Speaker".

I'll also stick around for Jim Webb's speech.

Getting a huge batch of popcorn tonight.

:popcorn:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 03:11 PM
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28. It would be great . . .
. . . if he lapsed into that wacky cracked egg business . . .

Some of the weirdest stuff ever uttered by a preznit.
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Ann Arbor Dem Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:53 PM
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27. which would make this a great response
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:33 PM
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30. what, no human animal hybrid mentions?
This is something that concerns me greatly, and should be of concern to all Americans.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:38 PM
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31. Great post. Bla bla bla.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:38 PM
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32. What no mention of 9/11. It must be a fake. Oh I see you added it.
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 06:39 PM by xultar
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:40 PM
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33. You forgot TERRA!
And Poland, as well. :rofl:
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MetaTrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:40 PM
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34. Is it too early to make that joke about 'hanging' Martin Luther King's portrait?
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:00 PM
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35. I must say, it's an improvement!
He's so much more articulate lately.


PS- Saddam is dead, and there's a letter in the mail from Fitzgerald.
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